Too good to do a walkaround FO????

[dojetdriver]

I don't know about you, but I can silence that APU with an Air Biscuit

I can't really drown out the APU, but I can defintely replace any aviation related odors with my own.

 

[Poppa Hodax]

[snip] ...capable of understanding sundry items like, "Beckon call."

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/beck+and+call.html

 

[dojetdriver]

That's cuz men are so friggin insecure, that they have to make fun of females to make themselves feel more macho and more like men. It's quite pathetic, really.

I wouldn't say that's too different than women being insecrue. Especially with each other. You can't deny that when women get together, they will tell each other crap like "oh, you look so pretty", or "oh, cute dress". Then when she walks away, she will tell every other girl around "she's such a slut".

It's quite pathetic, really.

 

[Grey Ghost]

Your posts are'nt funny!

 

[Sig]

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/beck+and+call.html

Gee, sounds a lot like someone beckoned you by calling.

It's "beckon call." What's a beck, incidentally, and how does it contrast to call? It's the popular etymology (ie, made the f' up) of the actual phrase.

It's still a valid requirement for my hot female captains!

 

[capt. megadeth]

I wouldn't say that's too different than women being insecrue. Especially with each other. You can't deny that when women get together, they will tell each other crap like "oh, you look so pretty", or "oh, cute dress". Then when she walks away, she will tell every other girl around "she's such a slut".

It's quite pathetic, really.

I agree. It's true and it is pathetic.

 

[capt. megadeth]

Werd. And I want you hot, nothing to prove, and capable of understanding sundry items like, "Beckon call."

Uh, oh.....we know we have nothing good to say when the GRAMMAR AND SPELLING POLICE rears it's ugly head. Nice try. Be a little original will ya?

 

[Sig]

Never mind.
http://http//forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=97572&page=3&highlight=duane+woerth+rumor

 

[capt. megadeth]

Never mind.

You better do more situps boiiiii! :smash:

 

[V-STALL]

I mean, I'm female

OMG!- Another empty kitchen! :laugh:

I don't think this is a sexist comment. I mean, I'm female, I bust my a$$, I don't think I'm Chuck Yeager or anything but I am a good pilot. I think the female pilots that suck and are unsafe shouldn't get to stick around. They make female pilots that are good pilots look bad. I have seen plenty of male and some female pilots that suck and both have gotten to "stick around". It's unfortunate but that's what we get for being in our little sue happy society. Until companies stop being afraid to fire people because they might sue, this will continue to go on.

 

[V-STALL]

Yo Mega- u know I LUV ya :erm: :nuts:

Can't pass up the opportunity to bust yer chops! :smash:

 

[capt. megadeth]

Yo Mega- u know I LUV ya :erm: :nuts:

Can't pass up the opportunity to bust yer chops! :smash:

It's ok....your house has an empty kitchen too......teee heee

:beer:

 

[mcjohn]

What a fukinfreakshow! I least I don't need a political science degree to read this thread. If anyone refused to do at least a quick run around, they should be shot on site.

 

[HA25]

Your posts are'nt funny!

yet another marvelous comment from the resident FI.com membership critic!

 

[McNugget]

What a fukinfreakshow! I least I don't need a political science degree to read this thread. If anyone refused to do at least a quick run around, they should be shot on site.

Just be sure to wear earplugs when you stick your head into the aft equipment compartment on that CRJ!

 

[say again]

Ok, well men should only be allowed to tend to my every beck and call.

I want you (your a$$) tight, I want it right......and I want all of you buff, none of this beer belly bull$hit. Period.

HAHAHAHA!!! Good luck with that.:beer:

 

[BE99chick]

OK, so I was taking over a plane from another crew and Chuck Norris was the Captain and Paris Hilton was the FO. Chuck's level of awesomeness and Paris's complete lack of awesomeness canceled each other out.

OK, so can we cancel out this thread?

Why am I reading this...why am I posting?

I'll be leaving now.

 

[dojetdriver]

OK, so I was taking over a plane from another crew and Chuck Norris was the Captain and Paris Hilton was the FO. Chuck's level of awesomeness and Paris's complete lack of awesomeness canceled each other out.

OK, so can we cancel out this thread?

Why am I reading this...why am I posting?

I'll be leaving now.

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

 

[BoilerUP]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

LMAO!!!

 

[doh]

You know that Kid Rock lyric? I don't like small cars or really big women, but somehow I always find myself in 'em! That's how walk arounds are with me. I am way to good lookin' to do 'em, but that doesn't seem to help me!

 

[BE99chick]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

...and sent her right to the slammer!

 

[Sig]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

Now that right there is freakin' classic.

 

[dojetdriver]

Thanks everybody, I'll be here all week.

 

[BE99chick]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

THAT'S HOT!!!!!!!

 

[txpilot1974]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

LMAO!! That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on here!!

 

[chucknorris]

Even I do a walk around, usually to see what I messed up

 

[BE99chick]

OK, I didn't want to get into this...but you guys made me...here's what really happened...

I was taking over this flight and looking out that little window on the jetway when up pulls Chuck Norris and Paris Hilton (Paris was the FO, obviously) in my airplane.

Then, into the next gate pulls Mr. T and NO FO!!! Not hard to believe...more awesomeness, right?

So then, it looked like Chuck was biaaattchch-slapping Paris. I'm thinking she refused to do the post flight or something.

Then I looked over at Mr. T's plane, and up pops Britney Spears head from RIGHT UNDER "T's" seat!!! (That's what Chuck calls Mr. T, no one else can do this.)

Later, Britney told the press she lost her ID badge and since she's a chick FO, she knows nada about taxiing, especially into the gate, she thought it would be OK to look for her badge. The badge was later found in her huge purse. She doesn't have a geeky black flight case...just a huge purse.

So as Chuck was dragging (I'm serious. I saw the whole thing.) Paris by her hair out on the ramp, he saw "T". They made some kind of weird cool guy head-nodding gesture to each other and then next thing you know...Paris got blasted like a Pollack...right there on the ramp!!! I saw this. It was pretty cool.

"T" started heading over to my plane and I ran like maniac I was so scared. I don't know what happened after that.

I do know that when I got tired from running, I decided it was time to get a life.

 

[dojetdriver]

OK, I didn't want to get into this...but you guys made me...here's what really happened...

I was taking over this flight and looking out that little window on the jetway when up pulls Chuck Norris and Paris Hilton (Paris was the FO, obviously) in my airplane.

Then, into the next gate pulls Mr. T and NO FO!!! Not hard to believe...more awesomeness, right?

So then, it looked like Chuck was biaaattchch-slapping Paris. I'm thinking she refused to do the post flight or something.

Then I looked over at Mr. T's plane, and up pops Britney Spears head from RIGHT UNDER "T's" seat!!! (That's what Chuck calls Mr. T, no one else can do this.)

Later, Britney told the press she lost her ID badge and since she's a chick FO, she knows nada about taxiing, especially into the gate, she thought it would be OK to look for her badge. The badge was later found in her huge purse. She doesn't have a geeky black flight case...just a huge purse.

So as Chuck was dragging (I'm serious. I saw the whole thing.) Paris by her hair out on the ramp, he saw "T". They made some kind of weird cool guy head-nodding gesture to each other and then next thing you know...Paris got blasted like a Pollack...right there on the ramp!!! I saw this. It was pretty cool.

"T" started heading over to my plane and I ran like maniac I was so scared. I don't know what happened after that.

I do know that when I got tired from running, I decided it was time to get a life.

I'll bet Mr. T went mandingo on Britney on the overnight.

Repeating the phrase, "I pity the foo, I pity the foo!"

 

[Sig]

Ooohhh... that's a new low.

"STOP THAT JIBBAJABBA! I INVENTED BLING, BEEYOTCH! YOU DO THE CRIME, YOU DO THE TIME! NOW LEMME SHOW YOU WHAT THE A-TEAM IS ALL ABOUT!"

 

[Grey Ghost]

:erm: I think she lives in Arizona! Maybe that helps????:smash: