Too good to do a walkaround FO????

[BE99chick]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

...and sent her right to the slammer!

 

[Sig]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

Now that right there is freakin' classic.

 

[dojetdriver]

Thanks everybody, I'll be here all week.

 

[BE99chick]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

THAT'S HOT!!!!!!!

 

[txpilot1974]

I'll bet Chuck Norris blasted her face like a Pollack on the overnight.

LMAO!! That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on here!!

 

[chucknorris]

Even I do a walk around, usually to see what I messed up

 

[BE99chick]

OK, I didn't want to get into this...but you guys made me...here's what really happened...

I was taking over this flight and looking out that little window on the jetway when up pulls Chuck Norris and Paris Hilton (Paris was the FO, obviously) in my airplane.

Then, into the next gate pulls Mr. T and NO FO!!! Not hard to believe...more awesomeness, right?

So then, it looked like Chuck was biaaattchch-slapping Paris. I'm thinking she refused to do the post flight or something.

Then I looked over at Mr. T's plane, and up pops Britney Spears head from RIGHT UNDER "T's" seat!!! (That's what Chuck calls Mr. T, no one else can do this.)

Later, Britney told the press she lost her ID badge and since she's a chick FO, she knows nada about taxiing, especially into the gate, she thought it would be OK to look for her badge. The badge was later found in her huge purse. She doesn't have a geeky black flight case...just a huge purse.

So as Chuck was dragging (I'm serious. I saw the whole thing.) Paris by her hair out on the ramp, he saw "T". They made some kind of weird cool guy head-nodding gesture to each other and then next thing you know...Paris got blasted like a Pollack...right there on the ramp!!! I saw this. It was pretty cool.

"T" started heading over to my plane and I ran like maniac I was so scared. I don't know what happened after that.

I do know that when I got tired from running, I decided it was time to get a life.

 

[dojetdriver]

OK, I didn't want to get into this...but you guys made me...here's what really happened...

I was taking over this flight and looking out that little window on the jetway when up pulls Chuck Norris and Paris Hilton (Paris was the FO, obviously) in my airplane.

Then, into the next gate pulls Mr. T and NO FO!!! Not hard to believe...more awesomeness, right?

So then, it looked like Chuck was biaaattchch-slapping Paris. I'm thinking she refused to do the post flight or something.

Then I looked over at Mr. T's plane, and up pops Britney Spears head from RIGHT UNDER "T's" seat!!! (That's what Chuck calls Mr. T, no one else can do this.)

Later, Britney told the press she lost her ID badge and since she's a chick FO, she knows nada about taxiing, especially into the gate, she thought it would be OK to look for her badge. The badge was later found in her huge purse. She doesn't have a geeky black flight case...just a huge purse.

So as Chuck was dragging (I'm serious. I saw the whole thing.) Paris by her hair out on the ramp, he saw "T". They made some kind of weird cool guy head-nodding gesture to each other and then next thing you know...Paris got blasted like a Pollack...right there on the ramp!!! I saw this. It was pretty cool.

"T" started heading over to my plane and I ran like maniac I was so scared. I don't know what happened after that.

I do know that when I got tired from running, I decided it was time to get a life.

I'll bet Mr. T went mandingo on Britney on the overnight.

Repeating the phrase, "I pity the foo, I pity the foo!"

 

[Sig]

Ooohhh... that's a new low.

"STOP THAT JIBBAJABBA! I INVENTED BLING, BEEYOTCH! YOU DO THE CRIME, YOU DO THE TIME! NOW LEMME SHOW YOU WHAT THE A-TEAM IS ALL ABOUT!"

 

[Grey Ghost]

:erm: I think she lives in Arizona! Maybe that helps????:smash:

 

[yaya]

Don't worry guys all these little girls will be at FedEx or UPS after they get their 100 hrs of PIC. Then some other little Barbie girl will fill her spot!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I want my Mommy!

 

[pgcfii2002]

I love women.

 

[Whataburger]

They upped the mins at UPS to 100Turbine for women? Did not know that.

 

[moonlight]

Might as well pour some gas on this fire...

I had an old C.P. that used to be an I.P. on the Herc in the Air Force. As the story goes, he stepped into a cockpit (or cockLESS pit) and there they were, a three woman crew. He sits down, looks around, and states to noone in particular..."Great...we'll never get the smell out of here!"

KABOOM!!

 

[Grey Ghost]

I hear she used to fly a Beech 18 VFR in "the Desert"!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[whatitdoing?]

I had an FO start crying because scheduling extended her. She couldn't even say bye to me because she was sobbing......WTF?

 

[pgcfii2002]

Uh....................

 

[Tarzan]

I love women.

Dude, you have some the most profound comments! :laugh:

 

[Grey Ghost]

Blow it here!!!!! I heard she used to Rollerblade around the local airport ramp with her boyfriend!

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Blow it here!!!!! I heard she used to Rollerblade around the local airport ramp with her boyfriend!

Well is she cute?