Too good to do a walkaround FO????

[BE99chick]

I'm sorry, I'm afraid we're gonna need evidence. Pose sexy, naked, in/around your Beech99, and post the pics here.

That should settle any doubt. Or I should say, that WILL settle all doubt.

Damn...busted.

OK OK...I'm a 54 year old fat-a$$, shirt button-popping, yellow-stained-armpits, donut-crumbed moustached captain. I have 3 ex-wives and 5 kids. I have no money and I never get any tuna on the overnights anymore. Lousy, stuck up stews. If I did get any, I'd probably have a heart attack right there and you'd move up a number.

 

[Flyer1015]

Damn...busted.

OK OK...I'm a 54 year old fat-a$$, shirt button-popping, yellow-stained-armpits, donut-crumbed moustached captain. I have 3 ex-wives and 5 kids. I have no money and I never get any tuna on the overnights anymore. Lousy, stuck up stews. If I did get any, I'd probably have a heart attack right there and you'd move up a number.

There you go. Good ol' open honesty. I feel your pain. You have no money cause those b*tch wives probably took it all to ride the the alimony pony. I hope you can still see your kids occasionally, unless those b*tches took sole custody. Forget the stuck up stews. Let me know if you have have a Vegas layover. There is a [legal] house where I know this one girl who works there, she's 18 and cute. I know her through her sister, who went to the same high school as me. Anyway, hit me up if you got a LAS layover, and I'll let her know you're coming. My treat, don't worry bout it. Enjoy, you certainly earned it.

 

[FlyinFife]

You guys are ragging (hehe...ragging...um, nevermind) about a female FO who doesn't do a walk around when I've seen plenty of male FOs doing their "walk around" while talking on their cell phone, listening to their Ipod, looking at everything else around the ramp except the airplane, or just literally walk around the airplane to say that they did a walk around.

Now, not every FO was like this, more did their job than didn't do their job. But there were enough to make me wonder, if they're walking around like they don't care, why don't they choose to flip burgers instead?

 

[HA25]

You guys are ragging (hehe...ragging...um, nevermind) about a female FO who doesn't do a walk around when I've seen plenty of male FOs doing their "walk around" while talking on their cell phone, listening to their Ipod, looking at everything else around the ramp except the airplane, or just literally walk around the airplane to say that they did a walk around.

Now, not every FO was like this, more did their job than didn't do their job. But there were enough to make me wonder, if they're walking around like they don't care, why don't they choose to flip burgers instead?

it's probably an experience and maturity thing.. I used to see that all the time at the "regionals" but at my last gig, even though I was a CA most of the time, I, as well as my FO used to do a Walk Around before every day started.. and with my current gig, It's customary for the IRO to do it, but you'll usually also see the CA out there, and almost always the ride along Mechanic.. We've caught many a safety issue doing a walk around, and so we know how important it is to do it properly.

 

[Grey Ghost]

My captain likes to Roshambo (rock, paper scissor) me for it. I usually have rock and he usually has 4 fingers (i.e., four stripes).

I have yet to win.

Thats funny, my captain like to "Rusty Trombone" too!

 

[yaya]

Damn...busted.

OK OK...I'm a 54 year old fat-a$$, shirt button-popping, yellow-stained-armpits, donut-crumbed moustached captain. I have 3 ex-wives and 5 kids. I have no money and I never get any tuna on the overnights anymore. Lousy, stuck up stews. If I did get any, I'd probably have a heart attack right there and you'd move up a number.

Dam a real good dye job in here can run you from $80 to $200. I don't wear airline pants and my hair touches my *. About to google the fupa thingy....

 

[yaya]

PS, don't you guys wonder what we think about you?

 

[Grey Ghost]

Someone said she used to fly an airplane with a Chilli pepper on the tail??????????

 

[Stifler's Mom]

PS, don't you guys wonder what we think about you?

Boobies? :nuts:

[whispering to self] please, please, please, please, please, please

 

[wakeupthemonkey]

Seriously

Had her on my plane today! In a pinch............

 

[HA25]

Had her on my plane today! In a pinch............

Amazing first post... What a way to enter one of the oldest pilot forums on the internet!

 

[belchfire]

Ok, well men should only be allowed to tend to my every beck and call.

I want you (your a$$) tight, I want it right......and I want all of you buff, none of this beer belly bull$hit. Period.

Boooohahahahahahaha! YGBSM!!!

It's an old saying...still true though-

"No matter how good she looks, somewhere someone is tired of her bull$heite!"

Well, tough luck...ain't met a woman that is worth trading in my 16 fl.oz. curls for a couple of million crunches!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Capt. Megadeth, from the sounds of it, is a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink.

PS Sorry about the kitchen analogy.

 

[yaya]

Keep searching...

 

[dojetdriver]

PS, don't you guys wonder what we think about you?

Not really. How come women fake orgasms? Becaue they think we care.

 

[HA25]

Not really. How come women fake orgasms? Becaue they think we care.

Yea, I never got that either. Heck, I didn't even know women had orgasms until my wife told me after I got married.

 

[belchfire]

Capt. Megadeth, from the sounds of it, is a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink.

PS Sorry about the kitchen analogy.

Yeah, well that assumes that I have any dignity left after 23 years in aviation and being married for 15 years...

Nope. No dignity left...meter's been on zero for a long time!

I do rather enjoy being the man with the dark, cynical sense of humor...you have to cling to something!

 

[yaya]

Not really. How come women fake orgasms? Becaue they think we care.




...Yea, I never got that either. Heck, I didn't even know women had orgasms until my wife told me after I got married.

This must be the small peanus forum.

 

[yaya]

Figures. This for asa, colgan, comair, etc. Get a real job and maybe your company might have a forum of its own tooooooo.

 

[HA25]

This must be the small peanus forum.

No, actually I'm quite well hung, and my company does have it's own forum, but the guys on there are too mature for such fun discussions as how big our dicks are.