The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[ATRedneck]

TSA

T hugs
S lackers &
A lcoholics

Is that the airline TSA, or big government TSA? Could be both!

Speaking of big govt TSA:

Thousands
Standing
Around

 

[front9]

The big gov TSA

 

[CA1900]

CommutAir:

Thinking firmly inside the box.

 

[Morgoth]

Delta: "We're learning to fly, and it shows."

MESA: Most Embarrassing Service Available

What do American Airlines and a fart have in common? They're both "something special in the air."

Have you noticed that TED spelled backwards sounds suspiciously like "debt?"

 

[Jet_Driver]

A int
M y
R esponsibility

 

[bigshooter]

Did not read them all so it may be already posted.

"If you have all day, fly ASA!"

 

[Standby 1]

America West = America Mess

slogan: Can't afford the Bus? Ride with Us!

 

[PilotSkydiver]

Horizon:

Time to spare?? Fly Horizon Air...

More time yet?? Try flyin the jet

 

[CR7pilot]

1. "This is ASA, not ASAP!!!"

All time favorite
2. "Have you noticed that (Your Airline) has upped their standards...so up yours!"

 

[BLing]

Pinnacle, the ugly redheaded step child of Northwest

 

[SBD-2U3]

ASA = After School Airways

 

[Hpilot]

Big Sky

Big Sky Airlines-
"We're not paid enough to care"
or
"No promises, no guarantees, no refunds"

 

[superatr]

An oldie but a goodie...

The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines
--------------------------------------------------

1. Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.

2. Join our frequent near-miss program.

3. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

4. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!

5. Complimentary champagne in free-fall.

6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

7. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

8. You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane!

9. Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

10. Delta: We might be landing on your street!

11. Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

12. Bring a bathing suit.

13. So that's what these buttons do!

14. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.

15. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

 

[sleddriver77]

And who could forget:


My
Employer
Sucks
A$$

America's
Sorriest
Airline

Southwest Airlines- Everytime we leave full, somewhere there's an empty trailerpark.

Alaska Airlines was always referred to as Elastic Scarelines, in reference to their schedule and the pieces of "equipment" they flew in-State.

And for my fellow Alaskans, if you ever flew for L.A.B. down in the panhandle, or knew someone who did, certainly you're familiar with

Layton's
Adolescent
Boys

NOBODY old enough for an ATP ever worked there, if they lived long enough to see 23.

 

[J32driver]

Trans States Airlines = TSA = Thirty Sh*tty Airplanes


Back from my J32 days.

 

[CapnVegetto]

Atlanta's
Sh*ttiest
Airline

Auburn
Student
Airline

(LOTS of AU alum work there)

 

[-9Capt]

AirTranz....it's an Atlanta thang.

 

[Spud]

Airtran.... JetBlack

 

[Gateau]

GIA = Garbage In the Air
Greenbacks In (daddy's bank) Account

 

[jetdriven]

MESA:
Minimum Employee Salary Allowed
Makes Every Spouse Angry

PSA:
Pretty Snotty Airline (we're wholly-owned!!!)