The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[LearLove]

MidAtlantic - "working the bugs out of JetBlue's new aircraft"
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MidAtlantic - "training Wexford's pilots for free"
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"We are sorry to inform you that due to overbooking US Airways will not be able to accomidate you on this flight. If you think you got screwed you gotta see what we do to our own employees"

 

[ERfly]

Chautauqua - "Pick a Color."

 

[MJG]

Chautauqua - "Pick a Color."

Now that's classic!!

 

[Singlecoil]

Always​

Late
And
Simple
Kindness
Absent

Always
Late
All
Should
Keep
Away

...I'm on a roll...

 

[Doug Parker]

D eparts
E ven
L ater
T han
A merican

D on't
E xpect
L uggage
T o
A rrive

D oesn't
E ver
L eave
T he
A irport

T hieves
W hores +
A lcoholics (told to me by a TWA capt)

U seless
N imrods
I n
T raining
E xpect
D elays

 

[B6Busdriver]

US Airways - We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy

I always liked "Global Airline of chance."

 

[Dodge]

Mesaba....old Minnesota Indian Tribe term for "little red plane always late."

Mesaba Airlines.....all props, all the time.

 

[climb2slow]

MESA--- Merge Every Small Airline

MESA--- Make Employees Suffer Always

MESA--- Make Every Station Angry

 

[Vandelay]

"Air Wisconsin, uhmm, we really won't be flying to anywhere near the actual state anymore, but that's our name."

 

[CapnVegetto]

"Mesa......we motherf-cking suck big fat f-cking donkey balls."