The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[Paul R. Smith]

How long does it take for AWAC pilots to upgrade to a Capt?

What?

Now back to thread at hand...

Opressjet; Where the only thing lower than our fares is our pay.

 

[capt. megadeth]

"Mesa......we motherf-cking suck big fat f-cking donkey balls."

HA HA HA......That's hilarious!

Charlie2, yours is good too.


ATA - "Another Trailerpark Aloft"

 

[FurloughedAgain]

US Airways - We furloughed so darned many folks we had to start a flowthrough just to find some more!

 

[-9Capt]

Delta mistakenly landed at McDill AFB years ago.

Don't
Ever
Land
There
Again

 

[LearLove]

US Air - we're not happy until your furloughed 3 times

 

[shamrock]

Opressjet; Where the only thing lower than our fares is our pay.

ASA, Where the only thing lower than our pay is our morale.

 

[Jeff Helgeson]

For midwest operators

"If corn don't grow there, we don't go there."

 

[Ted Striker]

ASA- "It sure sucks less than it used to."

(This was the jist of one of our DFW CPs flight ops newsletter articles. Basically we were whining for no good reason about fatigue for the reason above)

 

[aa73]

ALITALIA - Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival

SABENA - Such A Bad Experience Never Again

BOAC - Better On A Camel

KLM - Keep Losing Money

SAHSA (Honduras) - Stay At Home Stay Alive

TACA - Take A Car Amigo

SAS - Sex And Satisfaction

USAir - Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality, Underwtater Seating Available In Rear

OK, too much time on reserve, come on USE ME!

73

 

[Rottweiller]

AWAC - "we've uped our standards now up yours"

A irline
W ithout
A
C areer

AWAC "You pour the wine and we'll cut the cheese"

A ll
W ays
A ccepting
C rap