The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[SBD-2U3]

ASA = After School Airways

 

[Hpilot]

Big Sky

Big Sky Airlines-
"We're not paid enough to care"
or
"No promises, no guarantees, no refunds"

 

[superatr]

An oldie but a goodie...

The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines
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1. Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.

2. Join our frequent near-miss program.

3. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

4. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!

5. Complimentary champagne in free-fall.

6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

7. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

8. You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane!

9. Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

10. Delta: We might be landing on your street!

11. Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

12. Bring a bathing suit.

13. So that's what these buttons do!

14. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.

15. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

 

[sleddriver77]

And who could forget:


My
Employer
Sucks
A$$

America's
Sorriest
Airline

Southwest Airlines- Everytime we leave full, somewhere there's an empty trailerpark.

Alaska Airlines was always referred to as Elastic Scarelines, in reference to their schedule and the pieces of "equipment" they flew in-State.

And for my fellow Alaskans, if you ever flew for L.A.B. down in the panhandle, or knew someone who did, certainly you're familiar with

Layton's
Adolescent
Boys

NOBODY old enough for an ATP ever worked there, if they lived long enough to see 23.

 

[J32driver]

Trans States Airlines = TSA = Thirty Sh*tty Airplanes


Back from my J32 days.

 

[CapnVegetto]

Atlanta's
Sh*ttiest
Airline

Auburn
Student
Airline

(LOTS of AU alum work there)

 

[-9Capt]

AirTranz....it's an Atlanta thang.

 

[Spud]

Airtran.... JetBlack

 

[Gateau]

GIA = Garbage In the Air
Greenbacks In (daddy's bank) Account

 

[jetdriven]

MESA:
Minimum Employee Salary Allowed
Makes Every Spouse Angry

PSA:
Pretty Snotty Airline (we're wholly-owned!!!)

 

[flagshipper]

Pinnacle---- Pissing the world off 44 to 50 people at a time depending on a couple of coat closets which no coats may be put in.

 

[idratherfly4283]

surprised colgan hasn't been on here more

 

[khsgt]

Uggh

MESA

They don't pay me enough to fly and to care, and today they want me to fly!

I just want the passengers to shut the he11 up long enough for me to get the engines running...then I can't hear em anyway

Send me a memo if i need to give a f&%k

 

[Rook]

Pinnacle - Sweaty faces-Goin' places...

Pinnacle Airlines. Have you read about us lately?

Pinnacle. If you can't believe what we did today, wait till tomorrow.

Rook

 

[jetfueljunkey]

MESA--- Merge Every Small Airline

MESA--- Make Employees Suffer Always

MESA--- Make Every Station Angry

Ahh ahh...you forgot...MESA MY Exceptionally **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**ty Airline!