SBD-2U3 Well-known member Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 100 Jun 11, 2005 #91 of 105 ASA = After School Airways
Hpilot Well-known member Joined Mar 25, 2005 Posts 695 Jun 11, 2005 #92 of 105 Big Sky Big Sky Airlines- "We're not paid enough to care" or "No promises, no guarantees, no refunds"
Big Sky Big Sky Airlines- "We're not paid enough to care" or "No promises, no guarantees, no refunds"
S superatr Well-known member Joined May 9, 2003 Posts 82 Jun 11, 2005 #93 of 105 An oldie but a goodie... The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines -------------------------------------------------- 1. Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. 2. Join our frequent near-miss program. 3. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 4. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off! 5. Complimentary champagne in free-fall. 6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 7. The kids will love our inflatable slides. 8. You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane! 9. Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose. 10. Delta: We might be landing on your street! 11. Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. 12. Bring a bathing suit. 13. So that's what these buttons do! 14. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. 15. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
An oldie but a goodie... The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines -------------------------------------------------- 1. Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. 2. Join our frequent near-miss program. 3. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 4. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off! 5. Complimentary champagne in free-fall. 6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 7. The kids will love our inflatable slides. 8. You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane! 9. Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose. 10. Delta: We might be landing on your street! 11. Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. 12. Bring a bathing suit. 13. So that's what these buttons do! 14. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. 15. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
S sleddriver77 Reformed Bush Pilot Joined Feb 16, 2002 Posts 276 Jun 11, 2005 #94 of 105 And who could forget: My Employer Sucks A$$ America's Sorriest Airline Southwest Airlines- Everytime we leave full, somewhere there's an empty trailerpark. Alaska Airlines was always referred to as Elastic Scarelines, in reference to their schedule and the pieces of "equipment" they flew in-State. And for my fellow Alaskans, if you ever flew for L.A.B. down in the panhandle, or knew someone who did, certainly you're familiar with Layton's Adolescent Boys NOBODY old enough for an ATP ever worked there, if they lived long enough to see 23.
And who could forget: My Employer Sucks A$$ America's Sorriest Airline Southwest Airlines- Everytime we leave full, somewhere there's an empty trailerpark. Alaska Airlines was always referred to as Elastic Scarelines, in reference to their schedule and the pieces of "equipment" they flew in-State. And for my fellow Alaskans, if you ever flew for L.A.B. down in the panhandle, or knew someone who did, certainly you're familiar with Layton's Adolescent Boys NOBODY old enough for an ATP ever worked there, if they lived long enough to see 23.
J32driver Strokin it... Joined Jan 14, 2004 Posts 716 Jun 11, 2005 #95 of 105 Trans States Airlines = TSA = Thirty Sh*tty Airplanes Back from my J32 days.
CapnVegetto The Prince of all Saiyans Joined Mar 24, 2005 Posts 1,981 Jun 12, 2005 #96 of 105 Atlanta's Sh*ttiest Airline Auburn Student Airline (LOTS of AU alum work there)
-9Capt Well-known member Joined Nov 27, 2001 Posts 1,046 Jun 12, 2005 #97 of 105 AirTranz....it's an Atlanta thang.
jetdriven restraint order pending Joined Dec 23, 2001 Posts 517 Jun 26, 2005 #100 of 105 MESA: Minimum Employee Salary Allowed Makes Every Spouse Angry PSA: Pretty Snotty Airline (we're wholly-owned!!!)
MESA: Minimum Employee Salary Allowed Makes Every Spouse Angry PSA: Pretty Snotty Airline (we're wholly-owned!!!)