The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[TIS]

Ted

"The END of United"

Sorry UAL78

 

[Captain Overs]

Continental "Work Hard Pay right"


Continental "The Major subsidiary of ExpressJet Airlines"

America West "We suck, but who else is there in Phoenix?"

 

[Wowjack]

MESA...Lowering the Standard!!!

 

[Propsync]

Skyway- Making your asterisk fare come true.
Midwest- The Best Scare in the Air
Skyway- Underweight Planes for Overweight People.
Midwest- We go anywhere..... as long as it's through Milwaukee

 

[Rottweiller]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/ghettodelta.html

 

[aa73]

Hey, don't forget "Continental - Work Hard, Yeah Right."

 

[Showtime]

Pinnacle - Sweaty faces-Goin' places...

 

[Checknsix]

TWA - The Wrong Airport


TWA was one of the more memorable wrong airport landings in recent memory...

 

[Checknsix]

Wowjack - Waste of white jism and Cessna kibble

 

[Nightmare67]

NetJets...

Where airline pilots come to die!

 

[~~~^~~~]

You can't say "dissapointment," without "ASA"

We aren't happy - until you aren't happy

 

[Birddog]

This Merry Christmas brought to you by Comair's Crew Scheduling Dept.

 

[outtahere]

Colgan- We hide more from the FAA by 9:00 A.M. than other airlines do all day.

 

[Traumahawk]

You can't say "dissapointment," without "ASA"

Yes you can But you can't say @ss without it!

j/k

 

[Chicken Taco]

Chautauqua: Codeshares 'R' Us!

Republic Airways Holdings: Voted best at sidestepping scope for three years running!