The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[Axel]

We'll get you there or die trying.

Vegetto, you are management's tool. Good doggie.

 

[CapnVegetto]

We'll get you there or die trying.

Vegetto, you are management's tool. Good doggie.

Ummm.....WTF are you talking about? I don't work at Mesa. Not anymore anyway.

Of course, that would be in the case that it matter to me one little f-ing bit what you think.

 

[charlie2]

United- the beatings will continue until morale improves

 

[charlie2]

US Airways- If it weren't for bad luck we wouldn't have any at all

 

[Axel]

Ummm.....WTF are you talking about...?

I stand corrected. Management's ignorant tool.

 

[CapnVegetto]

I stand corrected. Management's ignorant tool.

Alright, I guess that just makes you a plain f-ing tool.

 

[lifeguard]

"Air Wisconsin airlines_creating tomorrow's problems...today."

 

[ClubORD]

Off topic but...


Suedes
Ain't
Aircraft
Builders

 

[Twotter76]

AIr Wisconsin:

"Free trip to the penalty box with every ticket!"

or possibly

"Welcome aboard Airtran jetConnect, uhm I mean United Express, ahh screw it who wants some cheese?"



*I'm sitting in the box right now writing this.

 

[Cessna611]

How long does it take for AWAC pilots to upgrade to a Capt?

 

[Paul R. Smith]

How long does it take for AWAC pilots to upgrade to a Capt?

What?

Now back to thread at hand...

Opressjet; Where the only thing lower than our fares is our pay.

 

[capt. megadeth]

"Mesa......we motherf-cking suck big fat f-cking donkey balls."

HA HA HA......That's hilarious!

Charlie2, yours is good too.


ATA - "Another Trailerpark Aloft"

 

[FurloughedAgain]

US Airways - We furloughed so darned many folks we had to start a flowthrough just to find some more!

 

[-9Capt]

Delta mistakenly landed at McDill AFB years ago.

Don't
Ever
Land
There
Again

 

[LearLove]

US Air - we're not happy until your furloughed 3 times

 

[shamrock]

Opressjet; Where the only thing lower than our fares is our pay.

ASA, Where the only thing lower than our pay is our morale.

 

[Jeff Helgeson]

For midwest operators

"If corn don't grow there, we don't go there."

 

[Ted Striker]

ASA- "It sure sucks less than it used to."

(This was the jist of one of our DFW CPs flight ops newsletter articles. Basically we were whining for no good reason about fatigue for the reason above)

 

[aa73]

ALITALIA - Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival

SABENA - Such A Bad Experience Never Again

BOAC - Better On A Camel

KLM - Keep Losing Money

SAHSA (Honduras) - Stay At Home Stay Alive

TACA - Take A Car Amigo

SAS - Sex And Satisfaction

USAir - Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality, Underwtater Seating Available In Rear

OK, too much time on reserve, come on USE ME!

73

 

[Rottweiller]

AWAC - "we've uped our standards now up yours"

A irline
W ithout
A
C areer

AWAC "You pour the wine and we'll cut the cheese"

A ll
W ays
A ccepting
C rap