The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[ATRedneck]

(Pick your airline: )

We'll get you there within walking distance.

Let us take you for a ride.

The kids will enjoy our inflatable slides!

We're AMTRAK... with wings!

We've learned our lesson!

Keeping fares low and spirits high, courtesy of your flight crew!

retarTED: Something "special" in the air.

Rome wasn't built in a day... but our planes were! (Embraer operators especially!)

 

[belchfire]

Midway-"we leave midway between departure and arrival time"

Midway's Corporate Airlines (Corpex) "Pissing off the world 19 seats
at a time"

American Connection "Serving the former hub of Saint Louis"

"Region's Air, the airline formerly unheard of as Corporate Airlines"

"Region's Air-bringing 60's technology to the 21st century"

"Region's Air-the only thing lower than our cruising altitude is our
pay."

 

[Dewey Oxberger]

Terrorists
Were
Aboard

Try
Walking
Across (the Atlantic)

Choose one:

Sh!tty Kitty, Chicken Taco, Shaniqua, Chitty Kaka

Mesa: "22% of our pilots aren't scumsucking whores!"

 

[front9]

TSA

T hugs
S lackers &
A lcoholics
___________________________________________
Delta – “We learn to fly and it shows”
___________________________________________
MESA

M ost
E mbarrassing
S ervice
A vailable

___________________________________________

Freedom - we motherf-cking suck big fat f-cking donkey balls."
-from Capnvegetto
________________________________________

NWA

N egros
W ith
A ttitude
___________________________________________

 

[terrehautesux]

Alcoholics
Transporting
Alcoholics

Chicago Express dba. ATA Connection--- Chicago Express - We'll ruin your vacation.

Shuttle America--Pissin the world off, 30 at a time.

 

[ATRedneck]

TSA

T hugs
S lackers &
A lcoholics

Is that the airline TSA, or big government TSA? Could be both!

Speaking of big govt TSA:

Thousands
Standing
Around

 

[front9]

The big gov TSA

 

[CA1900]

CommutAir:

Thinking firmly inside the box.

 

[Morgoth]

Delta: "We're learning to fly, and it shows."

MESA: Most Embarrassing Service Available

What do American Airlines and a fart have in common? They're both "something special in the air."

Have you noticed that TED spelled backwards sounds suspiciously like "debt?"

 

[Jet_Driver]

A int
M y
R esponsibility

 

[bigshooter]

Did not read them all so it may be already posted.

"If you have all day, fly ASA!"

 

[Standby 1]

America West = America Mess

slogan: Can't afford the Bus? Ride with Us!

 

[PilotSkydiver]

Horizon:

Time to spare?? Fly Horizon Air...

More time yet?? Try flyin the jet

 

[CR7pilot]

1. "This is ASA, not ASAP!!!"

All time favorite
2. "Have you noticed that (Your Airline) has upped their standards...so up yours!"

 

[BLing]

Pinnacle, the ugly redheaded step child of Northwest