The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[Beechnut]

Back in the 70's and 80's when TWA's airplanes seemed like they were getting hijacked all the time:

TWA: Travel With Arabs

...where as Delta's solution to the Arab problem was:

Don't
Even
Let
Them
Aboard.

 

[GuppyPuppy]

TWA - The Wrong Airport


TWA was one of the more memorable wrong airport landings in recent memory...

There was also a Northwest A319 or A320 that landed at the wrong field going into KRAP. As amazing as it may seem that an aircraft with the latest techonlogy could land at the wrong airport, it has and will continue to happen. I flew into JFK last night (early this morning) and got a false capture for the localizer for 22L. Luckily it was VFR when it happened.

The TWA incident didn't have the luxury of a moving map and was coming out of a procedure turn (in and out of the clouds) when the captain exclaimed "there it is" (referring to the airport of intended landing...Eagle,CO - I believe). Convinced that their was a problem with their instruments the crew proceeded with the approach and landing at a field that was about 20 miles from Eagle.

OK...back on the subject at hand...

T he
W orst
A irline

Jetblue. Buying US Airways one pilot at a time.

GP

 

[FlamingFUPA]

ASA-Atlanta's Slowest Airline

 

[Q400 Gear Bitch]

Horizon Air. Come fly the flaming meatball.


Horizon Air. We put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.

 

[MJG]

I thought TED stood for "Total Economic Disaster"....

They should have just added and R and made it TERD...

 

[Spooky 1]

Try this

I propose that we start a new LCC dedicated to transvestites. Call it Transvestine Airways.....slogan could be "Either Way With TVA"

 

[Fromage]

MESABA:



Make
Everybody
Sniff
A
Big
A$$

 

[Captain X]

TWA: Travel With Arabs

I thought it was:

Travel
With
Ahmed

or

Travel
With
Abdul

 

[Fromage]

TACA= Take A Chance Airlines

 

[Fromage]

Air France:

Always
Is the
Rule,

France
Runs
Away,
No
Cowards
Escape!

 

[Biatch5]

ReShuttleauqua?

 

[FlamingFUPA]

ReShuttleauqua?

Chauttleblic

 

[lymanm]

We love to crash, and it shows.

Northworst, -Northwaste

US Scareways
TWA - Totally Worthless Airlines, Terrorists Welcome Aboard

Better On A Camel - BOAC

AA---Abort!Abort!

TAP - Take Another Plane

Alitalia -
A lways
L ate
I n
T akeoff
A lways
L ate
I n
A rrival

Dont
Expect
Luggage
To
Arrive

EL AL
E very
L anding

A lways
L ate

Midwest Express=Midwest Distress

ASA= Always Something Ain't it

American Eagle= American Beagle(a dog of an airline)

C China
A Airlines
A Always
C Crashes

and

C China
A Airlines
A Always
C Cancels

Some of these were older...

 

[PHXFLYR]

British West Indies Airlines/BWIA

But
Will
It
Arrive ?


Delta ...... The arrival PA the F/A's would make when they were landing at all the wrong airports 15-20 years ago

Does
Everyone
Like
This
Airport ?


PSA ....... The original out of SAN which was and still is a big Navy town.

Poor
Sailors
Airline

America West..."Your sometimes on time airline."


SWA

Stop
Within the
Airport


TED ....United's "low cost" airline


Terrible
Executive
Decison

or, United without "U-n-i"....told to me by a fuloughed UA buddy.

also

Total
Economic
Disaster


TWA

Travel
With
American


Midway Airlines...."Why go all the way when you can go Midway?"

PHXFLYR

 

[charlie2]

All Nippon Airways has ANA on their tail. It's a good thing they named it "airways" instead of "Air Lines" because the tail would have to read "ANAL".

 

[ATRedneck]

(Pick your airline: )

We'll get you there within walking distance.

Let us take you for a ride.

The kids will enjoy our inflatable slides!

We're AMTRAK... with wings!

We've learned our lesson!

Keeping fares low and spirits high, courtesy of your flight crew!

retarTED: Something "special" in the air.

Rome wasn't built in a day... but our planes were! (Embraer operators especially!)

 

[belchfire]

Midway-"we leave midway between departure and arrival time"

Midway's Corporate Airlines (Corpex) "Pissing off the world 19 seats
at a time"

American Connection "Serving the former hub of Saint Louis"

"Region's Air, the airline formerly unheard of as Corporate Airlines"

"Region's Air-bringing 60's technology to the 21st century"

"Region's Air-the only thing lower than our cruising altitude is our
pay."

 

[Dewey Oxberger]

Terrorists
Were
Aboard

Try
Walking
Across (the Atlantic)

Choose one:

Sh!tty Kitty, Chicken Taco, Shaniqua, Chitty Kaka

Mesa: "22% of our pilots aren't scumsucking whores!"

 

[front9]

TSA

T hugs
S lackers &
A lcoholics
___________________________________________
Delta – “We learn to fly and it shows”
___________________________________________
MESA

M ost
E mbarrassing
S ervice
A vailable

___________________________________________

Freedom - we motherf-cking suck big fat f-cking donkey balls."
-from Capnvegetto
________________________________________

NWA

N egros
W ith
A ttitude
___________________________________________

 

[terrehautesux]

Alcoholics
Transporting
Alcoholics

Chicago Express dba. ATA Connection--- Chicago Express - We'll ruin your vacation.

Shuttle America--Pissin the world off, 30 at a time.