To ensure we Americans never offend anyone - - - particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, Airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors. 
Let's pause a moment and take the following test. 
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by: 
- (a) Olga Korbut
 
- (b) Sitting Bull
 
- (c) Mahatma Gandhi
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 1979,the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by: 
- (a) Flock Of Seagulls
 
- (b) Distraught Elvis fans
 
- (c) A tour bus full of grouchy 80-year-old women
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: 
- (a) Malcolm X
 
- (b) Militant lesbians
 
- (c) Andre The Giant
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: 
- (a) An Army Corporal
 
- (b) An M-80
 
- (c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by: 
- (a) Captain Steubing
 
- (b) Captain Kidd
 
- (c) The Little Mermaid
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by: 
- (a) Aristotle Onassis
 
- (b) Zorba The Greek
 
- (c) Mother Teresa
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: 
- (a) Maverick & Goose
 
- (b) Jack Daniels
 
- (c) Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: 
- (a) Crazy Horse
 
- (b) Tony Montana
 
- (c) Dennis Rodman
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: 
- (a) Mr. Rogers
 
- (b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
 
- (c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed, and thousands of people were killed by: 
- (a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
 
- (b) The Klingons
 
- (c) Deadheads
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 2002 the United States is looking in Afghanistan for: 
- (a) Chechnyans
 
- (b) Nigerian Christians
 
- (c) Enron employees
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: 
- (a) Bonny and Clyde
 
- (b) Pretty Boy Floyd
 
- (c) Floyd the Barber
 
- (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
 
And don't forget the USS Cole....... Nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling.