Spouse on the overnight?

[CA1900]

Take her to the Sleep Inn in Buffalo -- she'll never doubt your crappy hotel story ever again!

(For an extra bonus, have her wear white socks and walk around the carpet for about five minutes. uke: )

 

[DrewBlows]

I was overweight by 200 pounds (overfueled)...booting a pax would have solved the problem, but the only non-rev was my wife...

So we sat at the hold short line and told tower we needed to do a five-minute "engine runnup"...in a CRJ.

I cannot believe that I'm going to be the first to point out that you just said on a public message board that your wife is 200 pounds.:laugh: Before everyone jumps all over me for saying it, I understand what he was talking about, and I thought it was funny. It was a joke!

 

[ASARJMan]

Take her to the Sleep Inn in Buffalo --uke: )

You got that right about that hotel. At least it's close, and the van usually there within reason.

STRIKE ASA!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Wasting fuel for a good time eh? Stick it to the man!

He was more concerned with "sticking it" to his wife. imp:

(For an extra bonus, have her wear white socks and walk around the carpet for about five minutes. uke: )

That same theory is why I switched from white to colored underwear.

 

[andym037]

I've brought my girlfirend on several overnights, and nothing was ever said. Its a non-issue

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Why bring your wife if you can bring your girlfriend !?

 

[mamba20]

I've done it and there is nothing wrong with it. With the terrible schedules and QOL we have at PSA it sometimes works out that when I have a decent overnight somewhere my wife will come along and help me take my mind off of where I work.

 

[flyby]

How's that?

Did anyone else read this thread title as "Spouse is overweight"? Probably just me... I know it sure seems that way.

 

[Tim47SIP]

I've brought my girlfirend on several overnights, and nothing was ever said. Its a non-issue

Ya, me too, utill my wife decided to go and the FA's kept telling her they thought her NEW hair color looked great! Youzzz!

You would know I am just joking if you ever met the wife!!:uzi:

 

[STREAKS]

You know what would really suck? Bringing the Mrs. along, and the FAs get lit (or not) and tell her about you extracurricular activities with other FAs.

Something to the effect of:

"Yeah, your man is riding Julie C. on the PDX overnights" or something like that.

 

[siucavflight]

I took your wife on an overnight. It was easy, she came with me.

 

[Golden Falcon]

wives are for home fa's are for night stops never confuse or mix the two why bring sand to the beach

 

[Brazilgun]

My wife had always being jealous of flight attendants. All I had to do was bring her ONCE with me when I used to work for Mesa . She was never jealous again.......

 

[Copydat]

I had my wife on an overnight and I received a knock on the door at 2:00 am. A drunk FA was standing in the doorway with a bikini on. She was hollering something about everyone going swimming. For some reason the wife has never liked that FA after that night.

 

[siucavflight]

I had my wife on an overnight and I received a knock on the door at 2:00 am. A drunk FA was standing in the doorway with a bikini on. She was hollering something about everyone going swimming. For some reason the wife has never liked that FA after that night.

Did you go swimming?