no it's before the flight....
"No we can't take you on the j/s. Our POS airplane can't handle it due to "balance". Even though I can have 5 wives, other carriers will take j/s with 50 people in the back with no issues, you guys always have no issues giving us rides up front, and I'm wearing my special underwear, there still is nothing i can do for you."
I am sorry you're so miserable. Did your wife leave you for a mormon guy? Because I really don't see how the religion has anything to do with all this. But if you sleep better at night, more power to you.