This is just "dandy" fun!
Good morning all!
I have to admit that when I registered here I had no idea as to which choice of time zone I should pick...so dumb! I just picked any old one! So, FYI, I am in the central time zone and it is 5:51 AM. (I need to edit this...I got "detained" helping my son & then my husband get ready to go out hunting...gotta get me some deer & bear so's we can eat this winter!) It is now 9:18 central (I *do require more sleep than netjetwife, because I'm gettin' old & cranky, but just can't seem to sleep "in" in the morning) I'll take a nap this afternoon after I get home from shopping and spending all my husbands' money.
Let's see...where to start...oh, yeah! Why don't these pathetic "whiney" Netjets pilots just get their sorry asses off the ol' couch and find themselves new jobs instead of coming here and pissin' and moanin' about Netjets? Stupid losers were dumbf'ers to take a job with Netjets in the first place...right Les Paul?! (You are of such superior intelligence that you wouldn't have made that mistake!)
*But I secretly believe that you are a 'mole' and actually work for Netjets...I could be wrong! As you mentioned, you give out no "clues", by design, and I haven't read anything that you've written except for the one post which I replied to last night. Oooh, this is FUN! I also think that you just might be a frustrated pilot wannabe, but failed at some point in your pursuit, so went into the aviation field in the capacity of say, scheduler or something? Am I getting warm? Yeah, it's either that, or you are an "A" Teamer, and are one of those smarmy (love that word) pilots who only think of themselves. Which one is it...this one, that one, hmmm...I really don't give a **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**, so....
Getting back to "why do we stick with Netjets if it's so awful"...why did we even take the stupid job in the first place? Well, I can't answer for anyone besides my husband...we knew that the pay sucked, but signed on anyway. Why? Because we knew that the contract would be up for negotiation in the *near future & we "gambled" on that piece of information. We threw all our chips in the pot, along with all of the Netjets pilots, and *believed* in our MEC. FATAL mistake. Signing on with Netjets wasn't the wrong thing to do...believing in the MEC was.
Three f'ing years was spent being strung along by those buffoons and we are, frankly, PISSED OFF. THAT'S why we're here having these cozy conversations. (Why didn't we "jump ship"? Unfortunately, because of statements made by our own MEC, we were led to believe that it was going to be an industry leading contract with kick-ass pay. Be patient, these things take time.) Totally believable, and yes, with the RIGHT negotiating team it IS attainable! "IF" this TA was MAHVELOUS, wouldn't YOU be the FIRST person to taunt a pilot who HAD "jumped ship"??? Yep, I thought so.
Geez, I wish I knew how to do the 'cut & paste' thing, cuz I'd use it right here! (Bear with me...they only taught typing on a manual typewriter 'back in my day'). Les Paul, you said: "Simply cashing your husbands hard earned paycheck doesn't "QUALIFY" you to be the bulletin board expert on contract negotiations. Simply being a "wife" qualifies you to NOTHING. (I'm dizzy from scrolling up & down, up & down, to get your quote...give me a moment here...) Whew! All better!
You are half RIGHT and half WRONG. I am by no means qualified to "decode" the TA, and my knowledge of the aviation industry is zippo as well! I never claimed to be an expert in anything. (Here's where netjetwife shines...she DOES know her **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** & CAN & WILL go toe to toe with you!) My money's on HER! (well, I've been duped by our MEC, so what do I know?!.. I do know HER, and I can TRUST her!) Yep, I'm gonna team up with her...that's why I'm here!
By the way, I DO happen to have this really awesome interior "radar" thing though...it's a primo bull**CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** detector, and if I could patent the dang thing, I'd be RICH! It totally makes up for my lack of memorization skills and recall. It actually sent up some BIG RED FLAGS concerning our MEC about 1 & 1/2 years ago...but NOOOO, nobody would listen to me...I'm "just a wife" with no aviation background. My husband believed me though...he knows from prior experience that I'm usually RIGHT ON, and he also thinks I'm funny as hell. That's what's kept us going for 29 years! (I'm 49...child bride, and oh, I was stunning that day...it was a crisp, winter day, and we...uh, oh, sorry)
Scroll, scroll, dizzy, dizzy...
You said: "Simply being a WIFE qualifies you to NOTHING"...That's where you're wrong Buckwheat! (my "radar" went off BIG TIME on that one!) It's telling me that you are most likely single, OR, you're one of "those" husbands that treats his wife like a servant and then people like netjetwife & me befriend her & keep her from slitting her throat. (Damage control, everywhere ya look...our work is never done.) I'm leaning towards single though...my gay guy friends (I have a few!) call me a "fag hag", cuz they're drawn to me like moth's to a flame...yep, I'm "feeling" like you're single. But, back to my "qualifications" for having the "right" to post on an aviation board...
As the wife of a Netjets pilot, I am directly impacted by the company, which then opens up this big ol' can of worms that we're discussing here. I don't need any certificates to warrant an opinion on what's been taking place. PERIOD.
By the way, we DID send up "flares"...(SOS). The National Guard didn't show up....but STRONGUNION DID! BWAAA HAA HAA. It's gonna be SO much fun to see the fur fly when Rick Dubinsky "teams up" with us. I can't wait! Well, yeah, I CAN wait...getting used to that! Takin' my time, just thinkin' the good thoughts. oooommmmm ooooommmm.
GEE WHIZ...look at the time!!! I had better get going!
It's been lots of fun, chatting with you this morning....have a great day!
I look forward to seeing what kind of silly banter you can & will throw back at me. One last observation before I leave....I bet you're voting for John Kerry! (that is just a useless observation...let's not go there, shall we?)
just me, im still sikntired