I didn't write this, but it's LOL funny!
WASHINGTON.
Wednesday September 14, 8:50 pm ET
By Cousin Vin E, “BS” Writer
Breaking news.
Gotballs had to be taken to the hospital today when he fell off his second story lanai after hearing that both Delta and Northwest Airlines filed for Chapter 11.
Sources close to the situation say he is suffering from DOLLARSIGNTINNITUS a rare disorder that only effects “greedy ex-trustees”.
DOLLARSIGNTINNITUS is a horrible condition that causes greedy ex-trustees to temporality loose all sight whenever they hear that an airline has claimed bankruptcy. During this time, all they are able to see are “large dollar signs” in front of their eyes.
Upon arrival, EMTs found Gotballs semi-conscience and muttering something about how he believes he is worth “at least” 9.4 million!
He is expected to make a full recovery and be just as greedy as he was before the accident.