My GoJet Experience today

[flyboyike]

Wait. He can't be from netJets with that level of spelling ability. They are all perfect in every way.

Well, they do wear really nice ties.

 

[laserman2431]

Well, they do wear really nice ties.

Biatch didn't deny it. She's prolly sitting in that FBO hatin' on real pilots right now.

 

[laserman2431]

Biatch didn't deny it. She's prolly sitting in that FBO hatin' on real pilots right now.

Usin that nice gold tie to wipe away the tears.

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Moreover, what the hell is smegma?

Smegma, from the Greek smēchein (to clean)[1], is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.[2][3][4]

 

[snap145]

see its actually there to help you...HOOORAY SMEGMA!!

 

[Rook]

see its actually there to help you...HOOORAY SMEGMA!!

:laugh:

 

[DX Rick]

It's more paperwork for the crew but at least they're being proactive in aircraft appearance. I was working a flight about a month ago where a Colgan/PNCL management type was taking pics of the interior, guess it spawned from that.

Just like all first flight of the day paperwork, it just gets signed off and never done. You're going to aks the crew to do more work for less pay? get real!

As for the original post....who do you work for? Because that sounds like every 121 carrier I have flown on in the last 10yrs, USAir being the worst.

 

[frieswiththat]

Never done? Yes, I work for Colgan and in spite of being Dash trash I take pride in what I do. I previously worked for a 737 start-up 10 years ago and felt the same way about it then. It's all about attitude... something sometimes our younger bretheren don't get, thinking it should be handed on a silver platter.

Not always easy to back up the flight attendants, but I don't mind busting my butt and helping out cleaning the cabin if that's what it takes on a quick turn.

Maybe I'm anal retentive or something, even if it means cleaning up smegma. I ain't too proud.

 

[OPECJet]

Original poster is probably at NetJets. He is just looking for an opportunity to mention what excellent custormer service they have because their pilots are SkyGods.

Of course he probably still put in for his air miles.

I'm guessing you're a current GoJetter?

 

[doh]

Every regional aircraft is filthy. You can't do 20 minute turns all day and have clean planes. When the F/A's have to chose between eating and cleaning the plane, there is no choice. I will not give up my water though. She can pound sand on that one!

 

[say again]

I would have spelled fraid, frayed.

And "handeling", handling. :beer:

 

[Amish RakeFight]

I wouldn't have bothered sending a letter. I'm sure they got a good laugh at it and discarded it once they knew you were a pilot. LOL. You're the last person they care to hear from. You probably felt good jabbing at them as a former 121 guy. They most likely receive an abundance of complaint letters, espeically re: their RJ operations.

Do post their reply, though.

 

[scarlet]

Yeah, lets see. I flew AA and US Air as a former 121 pilot just last week. The US Air 737-300 WAS the WORST I have seen in my 13 years in aviaiton. NO Air vents, was hotter then two hells. No drink for you if you don't pay. Because US Air can not afford 15 cents for its passengers. The seats across from us, was from another aircraft. We had the tall seats, the folks across from us had the real short seats. The paint was coming off the side walls.=WHAT a JOKE of an AIrline !!! Was 2 hours late, Jetway broke when arrived in DFW, was a bad trip.

Delta= they have several 757s that have no air vents, and we all know their F/As SUCK !!!

AA=They sucked as well. 1 1/2 hour delay for a door light indication problem, F/As never once came through cabin. Wonder why Airtran and DL was full out of DFW?

AA

 

[frieswiththat]

Wow, at least did you get home for Christmas unlike the majority of us?

 

[SKYWRJGUY]

Whew, with prose like that--"handeling", "fraid" (dunno, maybe they were 'scared), "smegma", "all beverages...was prohibited", "she announce"--I expect they'll answer you in crayon or maybe via direct to your MySpace account.

 

[laserman2431]

Whew, with prose like that--"handeling", "fraid" (dunno, maybe they were 'scared), "smegma", "all beverages...was prohibited", "she announce"--I expect they'll answer you in crayon or maybe via direct to your MySpace account.

It was just a NetJets prima donna trying to get his hate on.

 

[Dart]

I'm guessing you're a current GoJetter?

What if he is!

 

[Salukipilot4590]

My company purchased me a

I have to laugh here... I know it makes me look like a D-bag (among other things)...but still.

This is my first Go Jet experience and let me tell you

You mean was and I think there's supposed to be a comma in there somewhere.

I was on flight 5386 from IAD to ORF December 22, 2008.

Fragment.

when handeling passengers.

:crying:

First the carpet along the aisle was fraid and torn,

Why'd you scare it?

both seat back pockets in my row were bulked out with garbage.

Welcome to 21st century America!

There was gum and some kind of smegma stuck to the seat in front of me.

I hope you weren't honestly looking for a reply while telling United there was genital ooze on the setback.

The tray table looked like a science experiment with coffee food and soda stains.

"The seat-back tray table was atrociously dirty..."

The window had so much head grease on it that you could not see out of the window, it looked as if you were to open your eyes underwater without goggles on.

You should have left that last part out... I think the guys over in HQ know what head grease will do to a shiny surface.

There was sticky stuff all over the seat and completly unsanitary.

You mean there was more smegma?

Prior to pushing from the gate the flight attendants made an announcement that all beverages brought on to the airplane including coffee, soda, water etc. purchased in the concourse was (were) prohibited and had to be collected per FAA regulation (this is completly false).

They know that.

Upon arriving at the gate at 9;45 local, the flight attendant announced the local time as 14:30 local, then 0730 local and then after asking the passengers what time it was she announce the correct local time.

Ever break a watch mid-trip?

I took photos of the condition of the airplane for proof of my claims.

:funone:

INTERNET: SERIOUS BUSINESS!

 

[OPECJet]

What if he is!

Would explain his taking serious offense to the condition of a GoJet aircraft.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Here is the brief email I sent to UA and Gojet... :

My 11-year old writes better than you. I'd simply delete this email if it was sent to me, it sounds like it was written by a SIMPLETON.