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D@mn man, I didn't know you were listening in on the radio the other day!!!!CatYaaak said:ATC: "Falcon XXXX, stop your climb at FL 350, and reduce to .73 mach or less"
FalconCapt: "XXXX Center, WTFO????"
ATC: "Sorry guys, slower traffic above you, same direction, doing their best impression of a high altitude road block".
FalconCapt: "Aw...don't tell me..."
ATC: "Yeah (sigh)....it's a WSCoD"
FalconCapt: " a &%*^% WSCOD! I knew it! Can't you have it...you know....shot down or something?
ATC: "In my dreams Falcon, but they don't let me live out my fantasies when I work. Can you give me .83 or better?
FalconCapt: "Sure"
ATC: "Okay, increase to .83 or better. As soon as you're clear I'll climb you up in front of that mother......ing WSCoD close enough to show him what a real airplane looks like."
FalconCapt: "Okay, we only smelled him before, but now we have the WSCoD traffic in sight at 20 miles...make that 12 mile...7 mi....no wait, 4 miles.....whoa!,..Center, I've never seen the a$$-end of an airplane tail come at me so fast!"
ATC: "Heh heh, yeah, I heard we made them paint stripes on 'em so you other guys wouldn't mistake 'em for clouds. Falcon XXXX, I know this is an understatement, but WSCoD traffic no factor. Climb now to FL 450"
FalconCapt: "Climbing to FL450, Falcon XXXX.....$**&^ing WSCoD"
ATC: "You said it, man....*$(&#@ WSCoD"...
ROFLMAO!!!!!!