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[Sandhawk]

As of 1808E on 02-24-2011, Netjets is officially a very unpleasant place of employment.

Discuss.

What happens at 1808E on 2-24-11 at Nutjets?

 

[xrated]

Since there are some Netjet C@ck teases here...

I heard an increase in insurance premiums and co-pays. Some company funded insurance perks going away..vision, dental. Company going exclusively to 6-4 schedule. Tight restrictions on crew meals and travel and hotel policy is in review, looking at cheaper alternatives.

What I heard.

 

[imacdog]

Cape Air is gearing up for a really big announcement regarding the acquisition of a "large fleet of jets for business and personal use".

What I heard.

 

[NachoMamma]

Cape Air is gearing up for a really big announcement regarding the acquisition of a "large fleet of jets for business and personal use".

What I heard.

All 2700+ pilots from said acquired company will be stapled to the bottom of Cape Air's seniority list.

What I heard.

 

[ProFracPilot]

If whatever is going on at NJ is THAT big, there will be an AIN ALERT out by this afternoon...

...and they're NEVER wrong

 

[Hogprint]

Sorry boys, it's just a uniform addition...airline Captain Stubbing hats...

 

[DAS at 10/250]

Today is Friday. The 411 should be juicy.

 

[Club ORD FO]

Just ran into a Netjets guy... New rule: Flexjet pilots now get to have the remote control in the crew lounges

 

[Dooker]

I bet this all goes back to that Vegas gateway rep somehow.

 

[Dooker]

Since there are some Netjet C@ck teases here...

I heard an increase in insurance premiums and co-pays. Some company funded insurance perks going away..vision, dental. Company going exclusively to 6-4 schedule. Tight restrictions on crew meals and travel and hotel policy is in review, looking at cheaper alternatives.

What I heard.

Since you guys seem to be shifting to austerity mode, the Holiday Inn Hashbrouck Heights has an $85 Flexjet rate. If you guys want I could email the details to your travel department. It's actually a pretty nice place for a hotel that was built when Nixon was president. It's right off Route 17, just across from TEB and next to McDonald's and Dunk'n Donuts, which is good, because the coffee in the restaurant there tastes like hot water that somebody dropped a brown crayon into. Also, the place is periodically overrun with German tourists who arrive in gigantic buses and stand around in queer jeans clogging up the check-in area and the elevator. Also the fire alarm sometimes goes off in the middle of the night, but ever since the completion of an ambitious restoration project that succeeded in making the place look only slightly less cheesy than it used to the fire alarms don't seem to go off quite so often. Also there's a bar there that serves chicken fingers that like every other person I know has gotten sick eating and a comedy club called "Bananas" that's about as New Jersey as it gets, and sometimes they rent the conference rooms out for huge-ass Mexican weddings and quincineras, and there's always lots of really hot latina jailbait walking around.

Like I said, let me know if you're interested.

 

[gunfyter]

No need. When we are bought by Flexjets I am sure we will be made familiar....

 

[DAS at 10/250]

No need. When we are bought by Flexjets I am sure we will be made familiar....

So we are getting CL-300's then?

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[wolfpackpilot]

Dooker,

You are seriously one funny dude...

:laugh:brown crayon coffee:laugh:

 

[Sandhawk]

Also, the place is periodically overrun with German tourists who arrive in gigantic buses and stand around in queer jeans clogging up the check-in area and the elevator.

Lemme guess....

A bunch of dudes wearing Capri's ???

It's in fashion across the pond !!!

:laugh:

 

[jonjuan]

Keep ice water in the veins.

Unfortunately, ice water is no longer free. You're now facing the realities of competing against pilot subsidized companies.
Look at what Virgin America and JetBlue have done to downward pressures on salaries and benefits.