I Hate Women!

[Flyingdutchman]

Yeah, let us know how life is in 3 months...

 

[FlyinScotsman]

I need to vent a little!

Are there any women out there who are not all f*cked up in their heads ?

Are there any women out there who wont turn psycho on you after 3/4 months ?

Are there any women out there who wont wake you up every dang day at 5 AM with their psycho phone calls ?

Are there any women out there without way too much emotional junk in their trunk ?

Dude are you dating my sister????

If not she sounds perfect for you. You have all the previous experience to deal with her and her junk in the trunk.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

LOL.. Been there, done it...

 

[NewBlue]

1) My right hand has never cheated on me.

2) My right hand has never stood me up.

3) My right hand doesn't mind sharing me with my left hand.

4) My right hand doesn't mind if I look at other hands.

5) My right hand doesn't mind if I look at women.

6) My right hand never has a headache.

7) My right hand is always ready and willing when I am.

8) My right hand doesn't mind if I have a night out with the boys.

9) My right hand is willing to sleep on the wet spot.

10) I never have to explain football to my right hand.

Of course there is the ultimate humiliation when your hand goes to sleep on you.:blush:

 

[skydivinguy]

Yeah, let us know how life is in 3 months...

six months and life is good! hope you guys can find a gal this sweet, then maybe you can use your hands for other purposes....lol!

 

[captjim]

Let me explain it this way: Women are like airplanes. Any increase in "performance" comes at the expense of a decrease in stability. Those sleek, sexy, high performance models also have substantially higher maintenance requirements.

That is so right on it's scary!

 

[AerroMatt]

Of course there is the ultimate humiliation when your hand goes to sleep on you.:blush:

Uh, I've yet to have that problem happen to me.

 

[CapnVegetto]

www.nomarriage.com

LOTS of truth here!!! Enjoy!!

 

[Dumbluck]

hey, there's nothing wrong with the silver fox

 

[Av8rPHX]

Only Wisconsinites know what a "supper club" is

So thats why I got those dumb looks when someone out here in PHX asked me where is a good place to eat in WI and I mentioned they should check out a certain supper club. Kind of like the same look I get when I ask "where's the bubbler at?"

 

[OPECJet]

If it f..ks, flies or floats.... RENT IT!!!!

 

[slavi8or]

If they didn't have that place we all know and love, woman season would be just before deer season.

Ah, heck, it'd be year 'round!

I just hope my g/f doesn't read my post!

 

[I.P. Freley]

believe it or not, there are good looking ones with no issues, but there are few and far between, and they are not at the bar or on match dot com either

You'd be surprised. Two of my best friends married people they met on that very site, and two others married people they met on religion-based dating sites (Catholic singles and Jewish singles, don't know the actual sites). The women in all these examples are well above average in looks, and only one of them is slightly psycho.

Don't count out dating websites, there are some real gems on there.

 

[MisterE]

Let me explain it this way: Women are like airplanes. Any increase in "performance" comes at the expense of a decrease in stability. Those sleek, sexy, high performance models also have substantially higher maintenance requirements.

I liked your explanation! But I have one of my own that helps describe women.

"Women are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicaped!" Think about it
:beer:

 

[Fred Rogers]

Oh man it's funny because it's so true.

It doesn't matter how cute she is, someone is sick of her bu!!$h!t.