Hotel Shuttle Classic

[WalterSobchak]

That's ridiculous. That Skywest FO really shouldn't be saying stuff like "y'all".

There ain't nothin' wrong with the word "y'all", dammit.
/Native Texan

 

[Erlanger]

It's not the size of the airplane that counts. It's the size of the paycheck that counts!

That reminds me of the time a military guy flying a C-5 brags to a 747 Captain that his plane is bigger. He says to the 747 guy, "what's the gross on that thing? The 747 guy says, "Oh, about $250,000 a year." That sure shut the military guy up.

 

[spudskier]

It's not the size of the airplane that counts. It's the size of the paycheck that counts!

AND how many days off

 

[SpauldingSmails]

That reminds me of the time a military guy flying a C-5 brags to a 747 Captain that his plane is bigger. He says to the 747 guy, "what's the gross on that thing? The 747 guy says, "Oh, about $250,000 a year." That sure shut the military guy up.

Ha... and then the military guy says, "How about your pension?"

 

[Abernathy]

Ha... and then the military guy says, "How about your pension?"

And then the 747 guy says "real estate investments."

 

[bizicmo]

And then the 747 guy says "real estate investments."

yeah, that has been great the past couple of years

 

[The Drizzle]

Republic Captain "yep, we may have BIGGER AIRPLANES, but we still have a bunch of little bases."

I think you should look into detecting intentional irony.

 

[Metro752]

That reminds me of the time a military guy flying a C-5 brags to a 747 Captain that his plane is bigger. He says to the 747 guy, "what's the gross on that thing? The 747 guy says, "Oh, about $250,000 a year." That sure shut the military guy up.

Ha... and then the military guy says, "How about your pension?"

And then the 747 guy says "real estate investments."

Thank you flightinfo.

 

[PoorJetDriver]

It's almost as funny as my FO telling me ERAU was just like MIT and I asked him how many Nobel Prize winners had attended Riddle.

 

[Dubya]

I think you should look into detecting intentional irony.

My irony detector may have very well been set to low, however his facial expression leads me to think he believes "real" airplanes have the engines wing mounted.

Also, my Doosh-o-tector is usually set to high around _____ (Mesa, Gojet, Republic) crews.

Thanks for your input though.