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It's not the size of the airplane that counts. It's the size of the paycheck that counts! :D

That reminds me of the time a military guy flying a C-5 brags to a 747 Captain that his plane is bigger. He says to the 747 guy, "what's the gross on that thing? The 747 guy says, "Oh, about $250,000 a year." That sure shut the military guy up.
 
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That reminds me of the time a military guy flying a C-5 brags to a 747 Captain that his plane is bigger. He says to the 747 guy, "what's the gross on that thing? The 747 guy says, "Oh, about $250,000 a year." That sure shut the military guy up.


Ha... and then the military guy says, "How about your pension?"
 
It's almost as funny as my FO telling me ERAU was just like MIT and I asked him how many Nobel Prize winners had attended Riddle.
 
I think you should look into detecting intentional irony.


My irony detector may have very well been set to low, however his facial expression leads me to think he believes "real" airplanes have the engines wing mounted.

Also, my Doosh-o-tector is usually set to high around _____ (Mesa, Gojet, Republic) crews.

Thanks for your input though.
 

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