Hotel Shuttle Classic

[bizicmo]

And then the 747 guy says "real estate investments."

yeah, that has been great the past couple of years

 

[The Drizzle]

Republic Captain "yep, we may have BIGGER AIRPLANES, but we still have a bunch of little bases."

I think you should look into detecting intentional irony.

 

[Metro752]

That reminds me of the time a military guy flying a C-5 brags to a 747 Captain that his plane is bigger. He says to the 747 guy, "what's the gross on that thing? The 747 guy says, "Oh, about $250,000 a year." That sure shut the military guy up.

Ha... and then the military guy says, "How about your pension?"

And then the 747 guy says "real estate investments."

Thank you flightinfo.

 

[PoorJetDriver]

It's almost as funny as my FO telling me ERAU was just like MIT and I asked him how many Nobel Prize winners had attended Riddle.

 

[Dubya]

I think you should look into detecting intentional irony.

My irony detector may have very well been set to low, however his facial expression leads me to think he believes "real" airplanes have the engines wing mounted.

Also, my Doosh-o-tector is usually set to high around _____ (Mesa, Gojet, Republic) crews.

Thanks for your input though.

 

[say again]

Another one of these worthless threads!! hahahahaha

 

[The Drizzle]

My irony detector may have very well been set to low, however his facial expression leads me to think he believes "real" airplanes have the engines wing mounted.

Also, my Doosh-o-tector is usually set to high around _____ (Mesa, Gojet, Republic) crews.

Thanks for your input though.

Honestly, I think you are off on this one. Morale is at an all time low here. Popeye and his girlfriend RobCat may think this place is the cat's ass, but most here are sharpening pitchforks.

 

[nerjdriver]

What is it with you guys bashing RAH Commandos for big planes = big pay. Give these guys a break, they are going to change it all in the new contract, right after they staple every Frontier and Midwest pilot to the bottom of the hierarchy of mightiness (aka the seniority list) and get cool E170 stickers for their flight bags and bumpers. You ALL know that these planes only support the massive egos and manhood inferiority complexes.

Oh btw, since time is starting to appear short....

MESA SUCKS

SOON TO BE FOLLOWED BY

REPUBLIC SUCKS HARDER

 

[BUDDHA145]

Well in my own experience!!! the funniest for me was an all weman crew but me, and on the Van (woman driver) some one let one (nuclear one) fly!!! boy boy that van was on fire!!! you know it was not me!!! but all them Bches turn around and look at the mexican!!!!

the truth: girls fart is deadly!!!!

 

[crj567]

Well in my own experience!!! the funniest for me was an all weman crew but me, and on the Van (woman driver) some one let one (nuclear one) fly!!! boy boy that van was on fire!!! you know it was not me!!! but all them Bches turn around and look at the mexican!!!!

the truth: girls fart is deadly!!!!

Dat be sum funny crap!

 

[say again]

Well in my own experience!!! the funniest for me was an all weman crew but me, and on the Van (woman driver) some one let one (nuclear one) fly!!! boy boy that van was on fire!!! you know it was not me!!! but all them Bches turn around and look at the mexican!!!!

the truth: girls fart is deadly!!!!

hahahaha, ughhhhhhhh

 

[UnstableAviator]

The irony is nearly all of us at RAH are off the Kool-Aid. The morale is nearly as low as the staffing and RAH is totally screwing up the branded ops with the "cheapest at all costs" business model.

Trust me, nobody here gives a ******************** about the airplanes we fly when you make $37 and hour and constantly get screwed by scheduling.

 

[CX880]

Conversation overheard between a Skywest FO and Republic captain on the hotel shuttle ...
.

That's a joke in it of itself. No need to read on.

 

[jborsdrf]

It was actually me who made that comment, and it was right after I said "At Republic we have bases any place you'd never want to live". What I actually said was we have bigger airplanes but we still base them like they're Saabs. Glad I could brighten your day, I really wasn't trying to infer anything about engine location or the great deal of pride I take in flying the 170, I meant "bigger" in a historical sense to Republic (I've been there 8 years) not in comparison to SKW. This might explain why the Hilton van suddenly became very quiet. You have over 1200 post on FI but obviously I'm the ****************************** bag.

 

[BoilerUP]

...and there is the rest of the story.