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Dubya

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Conversation overheard between a Skywest FO and Republic captain on the hotel shuttle ...


Skywest FO "how's it goin' y'all?" "you guys have an MCI base now right?"

Republic Captain "oh yeah, we have bases everywhere! even Grand Rapids, MI!"

Skywest FO "oh, that's nice, I didn't realize that"

Republic Captain "yep, we may have BIGGER AIRPLANES, but we still have a bunch of little bases."


Congratulations. We are all so proud of you. You sir, are an epic doushbag.

We laughed at you for several hours.
 
Best one I heard was a guy blatantly hitting on a girl..."I'm a pilot. Yea, I go to Embrey Riddle. It's the Harvard of Flight Schools."

We all had a great laugh with that one. Still do, actually.
 
Best one I heard was a guy blatantly hitting on a girl..."I'm a pilot. Yea, I go to Embrey Riddle. It's the Harvard of Flight Schools."

We all had a great laugh with that one. Still do, actually.

I heard a flight instructor at the place I rent from explain to a kid and his parents that an ATP is equivalent to a doctorate degree.
 
Yep-We will all see what RAH is made of here in a very few months.

-I think those guys flying all those "big" planes will soon figure out what a total house of cards they are living in.
 
It's not the size of the airplane that counts. It's the size of the paycheck that counts! :D

That reminds me of the time a military guy flying a C-5 brags to a 747 Captain that his plane is bigger. He says to the 747 guy, "what's the gross on that thing? The 747 guy says, "Oh, about $250,000 a year." That sure shut the military guy up.
 
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That reminds me of the time a military guy flying a C-5 brags to a 747 Captain that his plane is bigger. He says to the 747 guy, "what's the gross on that thing? The 747 guy says, "Oh, about $250,000 a year." That sure shut the military guy up.


Ha... and then the military guy says, "How about your pension?"
 
It's almost as funny as my FO telling me ERAU was just like MIT and I asked him how many Nobel Prize winners had attended Riddle.
 
I think you should look into detecting intentional irony.


My irony detector may have very well been set to low, however his facial expression leads me to think he believes "real" airplanes have the engines wing mounted.

Also, my Doosh-o-tector is usually set to high around _____ (Mesa, Gojet, Republic) crews.

Thanks for your input though.
 

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