Oh, and your "favorite"... Ryon Jones.... A quick look at his resume shows 6 years between high school and college spent working in car stereo installation and as a waiter, most likely to pay his own way through flight training.
Ouch. Good observation, and I guess a reality check was in order. :0
I'll note that he's updated his online profile to remove the piston type ratings, so someone's either pointed it out to him, or he's reading right along with us. If so, welcome.
Anyway, I well remember my marketability at 250 hours, and it wasn't much. I didn't offset it by "puffing up" made-up flight qualifications or experience, as anyone who's hiring would see right through that. (Ryon, if you're reading, I'd drop the FTD time, for example. And "type ratings" in planes that don't have them looked
really bad. Good call getting rid of those.)
Employers hiring CFIs know exactly the experience that a 250-hour pilot fresh out of flight school has, and to pretend otherwise won't help the impression your résumé, and could actually hurt it.
Instead, I'd emphasize the legitimate job experience and qualifications you
do already possess. I worked my way through school installing computer networks, as well as repairing and selling computers. That shows an overall technical background that looks good on a resume. (The guy above notes computer skills -- I wouldn't put "expert" at anything on a resume, though -- and a job at Siemens. That's a good start.)
I also did computer training, which would be a good addition to a prospective CFI's résumé. You want to emphasize the experience that's
applicable to the job you're seeking. Nothing more, nothing less.
What makes you any better than these guys you enjoy making fun of?
Well, I make a killer margarita...
