Since Mud Eagle has shacked all the factual info, I'll offer up some good natured ribbing -
F-16 bumper stickers seen lately...
Lean, Mean, Flameout Machine.
I SHALL RETURN... Well, I might.
Mach Nix.
The F-16. Takes a licking, and takes a licking.
Have you hugged your chute today?
This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops.
I came. I saw. I bingo'd.
No deposit, no return.
We've spent so much money on this thing, we can't afford to admit that we were wrong.
A triumph of style over substance.
The best darn second place fighter in the world.
Instead of a CAS mod, we're going to install a roll bar.
And now, with this LANTIRN thing and our new Block 40s, we can hit the ground at NIGHT!
We cover the target like a thong bikini.
And BINGO is my Name-O.
We crash more airplanes before 9-o'clock than most people crash all day.
Your courtesy appreciated. Please replace your divots.
A war record exceeding even the B-1's.
Last in the talent show but first in the swimsuit competition.
Lose a few…lose a few.
Feet and knees together, eyes on the horizon...
Designated no-hitter.
Everything you wanted in a fighter…and less.
Optimist: F-16 pilot who is afraid of dying from cancer.
Only Michael Jackson is more manly.
Hey, today we didn't lose a single jet.
This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.
User friendly... if you've got three hands.
If we have a war with BDUs, we've got 'em beat.
Careful, Badguys... I'm carrying BOTH bombs today. I'm talkin' wall-to-wall MK-84s pal.
If I carried more weapons, and if I had enough gas, and if...I could actually hit the target, and if had some REALLY expensive electronics so I could find you, and if my motor didn't quit, and if my wings didn't crack, boy, I'd really teach you a lesson!