Crew Fisticuffs!

[Scrapdog]

Sheesh, there must have been iPods, backpacks and hair gel flying everywhere.

I can imagine that sick call "well, I was watchin' these two FOs go at it, and a glob of hair gel broke away and hit me in the eye..."

Nu

PS Starbuck is cute, but Boomer is smokin'

You forgot to mention all their cool stickers flying everywhere off their pubs bags. I could see it now:

21 year old RJ F/O #1 - "Hey, I look cooler in my RJ F/O uniform and the high school chicks walking through the terminal check me out more...Damn, I love to walk around in the terminal in this SWEET uniform."

20 year old RJ F/O #2 - "Oh yeah, maybe so, but check out all my cool stickers on my pubs bag. Did you just see my huge ALPA sticker I put on...you don't have that one do you? Take that!"

And then the girl slapping began...

 

[Fly2Scuba]

You forgot to mention all their cool stickers flying everywhere off their pubs bags. I could see it now:

21 year old RJ F/O #1 - "Hey, I look cooler in my RJ F/O uniform and the high school chicks walking through the terminal check me out more...dang, I love to walk around in the terminal in this SWEET uniform."

20 year old RJ F/O #2 - "Oh yeah, maybe so, but check out all my cool stickers on my pubs bag. Did you just see my huge ALPA sticker I put on...you don't have that one do you? Take that!"

And then the girl slapping began...

RJ F/O #1 - I just love flying for Mesa. Just waiting for Maxim to do a spread on my cool work place. I got 8 days off last month; but if I could, would fly more. Besides, I don't have any money anyways do anything of my days off. It's a great blast flying my big ol CRJ-900 - ******************** dude, swaaaeet. Someone told me there are hundreds of pilots on furlough still at the majors; I find it hard to believe cause we keep on taking orders for new flying.

RJ F/O #2 - Yea, who cares about money when you got toys. My Chataqua salary doesn't pay much, but I just put everything on my credit card cause I already owe big bucks for school loans at Riddle anyways. What's 20 grand more? Have you seen the new I-pod. F***, dude! Well I wish I was flying a 90 seater - I envy you; just having fun with my 70 seater. I almost got this girls number - then I found out she was a UM. Seeya.

 

[screwed_again]

You can get the "I'm the biggest doosh" trophy!
737

Its ******************************, comes from the french word to wash....who is the big doosh now?

 

[Dodge]

You forgot to mention all their cool stickers flying everywhere off their pubs bags. I could see it now:

21 year old RJ F/O #1 - "Hey, I look cooler in my RJ F/O uniform and the high school chicks walking through the terminal check me out more...dang, I love to walk around in the terminal in this SWEET uniform."

20 year old RJ F/O #2 - "Oh yeah, maybe so, but check out all my cool stickers on my pubs bag. Did you just see my huge ALPA sticker I put on...you don't have that one do you? Take that!"

And then the girl slapping began...

Hey, Einstein....do a demographics check on Mesaba FO's.

1. This was a Saab crew. Props and rudders make them fly. No centerline thrust weenies here. They actually have to know how to fly a multi engine.

2. Most Mesaba FO's are ripping off their ALPA stickers as they have been of no use to the FO's for the last 6 years, unless you count how to verify the furlough language. Sorry, no newhires at XJ to rip on.

 

[atrdriver]

The Mesaba guy reports everything to the chief. The ASA chief heard nothing uintil he was contacted by the Mesaba chief. I guess he's in trouble???

Well, I have 1 of the names, and as of Sunday the ASA one hadn't said anything about it to the CP's. But I guarantee that if I was the ASA FO and my Captain had done all that I would have thrown MY coffee on him to shut him up.

 

[737 Pylt]

Its ******************************, comes from the french word to wash....who is the big doosh now?

I guess you are! Who's screwed again??
737

 

[IAHERJ]

Two regional pilots arguing about each other's "airline" is like two kids fighting over who has the coolest imaginary friend.

Sorry,

IAHERJ

 

[CA1900]

Arguing On The Internet

You're welcome.

 

[hey]

hmmm... bitching back and forth on flightinfo........

what a surprize........

 

[hey]

Arguing On The Internet

You're welcome.

Ha Ha! Too bad you can't link images!

 

[BoilerUP]

You forgot to mention all their cool stickers flying everywhere off their pubs bags. I could see it now:

21 year old RJ F/O #1 - "Hey, I look cooler in my RJ F/O uniform and the high school chicks walking through the terminal check me out more...dang, I love to walk around in the terminal in this SWEET uniform."

20 year old RJ F/O #2 - "Oh yeah, maybe so, but check out all my cool stickers on my pubs bag. Did you just see my huge ALPA sticker I put on...you don't have that one do you? Take that!"

And then the girl slapping began...

So I guess the answer to my question "don't you have anything better to do than constantly bag on regional pilots" was NO...

 

[Abbey]

Maybe this is the way Scrapdog makes himself feel better for some of the life choices he has made. Being a puffer on a Guard Base is not the best way to get a pilot slot. However, I know of a couple that got their slots that way. This guy, for some reason, really lets the "regional" pilots get to him. I am sure he will be a blast to do a trip with at FDX.

 

[XPOO]

Man, I remember this one time, someone put a thread up on flightinfo.com about crew fisticuffs that eventually led to everyone bashing on regional pilots, people's spelling and grammar, and unions. Now that one was funny! How come people don't do that as often these days?

 

[Auburn_CFI]

You forgot to mention all their cool stickers flying everywhere off their pubs bags. I could see it now:

21 year old RJ F/O #1 - "Hey, I look cooler in my RJ F/O uniform and the high school chicks walking through the terminal check me out more...dang, I love to walk around in the terminal in this SWEET uniform."

20 year old RJ F/O #2 - "Oh yeah, maybe so, but check out all my cool stickers on my pubs bag. Did you just see my huge ALPA sticker I put on...you don't have that one do you? Take that!"

And then the girl slapping began...

You are a loser.

 

[tron4000]

i bet the ASA RJ Capt was EF. it sounds like something he'd do since he treats everyone around him like S#!t and has a horrible temper. F'ing biggest loser Ive ever flown with in my life, worst 4 day ever.