CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[flyboy]

Chuck Norris once did a 20 minute turn in JFK![/quote

i don't care who you are, that's hilarious right there!!

 

[g-code]

Chuck Norris' boots are made of the skin of goatjet pilots foolish enough to ask for his jumpseat.

 

[Berkut]

Gulfstream pays Chuck Norris for training.

 

[slotationdriver]

Chuck Norris always transmits on guard and once roundhouse kicked a guy through the radio for saying "You're on guard!"

 

[pa31350pilot]

I don't know why there was talk about Chuck and rest. Chuck doesn't need rest....we all know he doesn't sleep......he waits.

 

[JettBoii]

Chuck never needs a clearance.

 

[DannyNoonan]

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

 

[PERSON]

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks weren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has every made.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

There IS only one way to skin a cat because Chuck Norris has the patent on the other 311.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris and a pair of cowboy boots? A double roundhouse kick to the head.....Don’t EVER cross Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not the type to wear his heart on his sleeve. He will, however, wear your heart on his sleeve if you every make the mistake of touching his beard.

 

[Golden Falcon]

"If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life...you might be a redneck"...j foxworthy

 

[jeroom]

Chuck Norris once did a 20 minute turn in JFK!

I actually saw Chuck Norris the other day in JFK... He said "what the hell with all that taxiway BS..." HE started his takeoff roll directly from the ramp! HIs Modified CRJ had flames painted all over and afterburners, and a few Guided Air to Air missiles under the wings!

He's no joke!