Capt Jake Patterson ASA

[Rizzo]

Apparently he's picked as one of the top 5 to watch and said to be: an all-American who is head-over-heals in love with Jillian. So he could get the crazy stalker dude that is in love by the end of night 1 edit. Or not....

 

[Dubya]

It lasts three seconds and all 56 females on set die. Watching causes intestinal bleeding and a Total Gym to be charged to your credit card.

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If it weren't for this post I would have turned into a flaming homosexual by the end of page 2.

Thank you Sig. Thank you.


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[Speedtape]

It lasts three seconds and all 56 females on set die. Watching causes intestinal bleeding and a Total Gym to be charged to your credit card.

That's better than my dream. In my dream, I married that fat chick, "Ruby," on reality TV, and spent the rest of my life with her in a continous loop, driving through a Church's Fried Chicken drive through line. It must have been finger licking good--oops, wrong fast food Fried Chicken place!:laugh: To top it off, she called me "Tater!"

 

[Tarzan]

I say we stop reiterating every email we get at ASA on FI.

Easy there Francis. That was my weak attempt to derail this queer thread.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I think she dumped him when she found out that he works for ASA....

The reason I heard he got dumped was 30 minutes into their date he said, "OK, enough about me, let's talk about airplanes."

 

[dispatchguy]

Years ago, whilst an adolescent, I was deeply into a chick program called "Melrose Place" on FOX. Being a guy, I had to hide this infatuation from male friends and would chat profusely about the episodes with an older MILF type at my part-time job. It was just darling to discuss all the events swirling around each episode.

I would NEVER repeat that story ever -

 

[cksport]

Pavelko, not Patterson

Try Pavelka

 

[Long Time Gone]

He's an IP on the Stnds side of the -200.

 

[SIG600]

It lasts three seconds and all 56 females on set die. Watching causes intestinal bleeding and a Total Gym to be charged to your credit card.

That was f'ing hysterical.

 

[Sandhawk]

TTT for A.V.

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