ASA Crew Lounge Thief

[crj567]

If your laptop doesn't have this on it....


http://www.lojackforlaptops.com/products/

Best thing for a laptop since free porn! Just imagine when they log onto the internet with it for the first time, then get a knock on the door from Five-O an hour later....KICKING MAN!!

-HELL's YEAH, BOYEEEE!

 

[sunlitpath]

Bike locks might be a good idea now. It keeps the chimps from monkeying with your gear..

 

[BornAgainPagan]

I was expecting a response based (at least a little) on some sort of historical information. It would be nice to see how such a fool as yourself actually defines "Imperialism," since you are so willing to throw the label at the nearest American who is not a screaming communist idiot.

-I guess it all boils down to a lack of intellectual curosity on the part of a bunch "lock-step imperialists." We just don't read the right version of history from the Daily Kos. (Or perhaps true communists and marxists don't bother reading at all-why that could cause a headache, couldn't it?)

-Why bother basing any of your socio-political beliefs in reality? Sometimes the truth is just too inconvenient for fools like you.

-And I'm the delusional one? -Right.
-I'm gonna have to buy some more "black water of imperialism," I'm getting kinda low on the stuff-I had better drive down to the QT and shell out a few more "Imperialist American Dollars" so I can fund the next conquest of the world.

Ah, I see that you're still in your comfortable little happy place with the black and white. Now it is either a capitalist or a communist, imperialism or no imperialism with nothing in between. This time. be careful to not dig yourself an even deeper hole of stupidity in trying to answer.

Being that your all of your postings here amounts to one big straw man argument, (implying that I'm a communist etc.), yes, you're the delusional one. Manufacturing your, ahem, opponent's argument is a clear indicator that you're out of ideas. Which BTW; adds even more credence to the fact that you're a regurgitating parrot.

No, I don't wish to discuss intricacies of history with you as that would be like trying to discuss global navigation with a member of The Flat Earth Society. You're basing your whole, again, straw man argument, on my signature. Guess what numbskull? If you knew anything about Central American history, you'd know that the context of the signature is apropos for the time period. I doubt you'd understand because understanding is a bit difficult with your head in the dirt while flying an American flag with the pole stuck in your arse. Frankly, I don't even know how you accomplish your rote learning with your head buried as such.

BTW; I recommend Mexican Coca Cola because it is still made with cane sugar. It tastes much better than Coke with HFCS. Be careful though, you don't want a diabetic coma to kill any of your remaining brain cells.

 

[SLUF4]

I'm pretty sure your sugar intake will not cause diabetes.

 

[SLUF4]

Oh, and I think I will spring for the Lojack-it's really not too much money-thanks for the link.

 

[crj567]

Ah, I see that you're still in your comfortable little happy place with the black and white. Now it is either a capitalist or a communist, imperialism or no imperialism with nothing in between. This time. be careful to not dig yourself an even deeper hole of stupidity in trying to answer.

Being that your all of your postings here amounts to one big straw man argument, (implying that I'm a communist etc.), yes, you're the delusional one. Manufacturing your, ahem, opponent's argument is a clear indicator that you're out of ideas. Which BTW; adds even more credence to the fact that you're a regurgitating parrot.

No, I don't wish to discuss intricacies of history with you as that would be like trying to discuss global navigation with a member of The Flat Earth Society. You're basing your whole, again, straw man argument, on my signature. Guess what numbskull? If you knew anything about Central American history, you'd know that the context of the signature is apropos for the time period. I doubt you'd understand because understanding is a bit difficult with your head in the dirt while flying an American flag with the pole stuck in your arse. Frankly, I don't even know how you accomplish your rote learning with your head buried as such.

BTW; I recommend Mexican Coca Cola because it is still made with cane sugar. It tastes much better than Coke with HFCS. Be careful though, you don't want a diabetic coma to kill any of your remaining brain cells.

I will just let this response stand alone. It is a gleaming example of what happens when you cross public education with the Daily Kos, and mix in a bit more than a touch of mental retardation.....

-Beautiful-completely devoid of logic, forethought, facts. Classic.

 

[BornAgainPagan]

I will just let this response stand alone. It is a gleaming example of what happens when you cross public education with the Daily Kos, and mix in a bit more than a touch of mental retardation.....

-Beautiful-completely devoid of logic, forethought, facts. Classic.

You can't say that I didn't try to warn you about digging that hole. Anyway, you're not fooling anyone with your excruciatingly slow wit and short attention span.

 

[JumpersAway]

BornAgain, would you please explain to me the difference between a "shank" and a "shiv".............

 

[crj567]

BornAgain, would you please explain to me the difference between a "shank" and a "shiv".............

That's gonna be kinda hard.... Born again has demonstrated for us all that he cannot tell the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.

-What a dumbass...

 

[Amish RakeFight]

BAPagan, you're making this out to be more than it should. Let it die. It's not worth the hypertension, Dude.

 

[waka]

.............

 

[BornAgainPagan]

BAPagan, you're making this out to be more than it should. Let it die. It's not worth the hypertension, Dude.

No hypertension here. As a matter of fact, it is the opposite. Although not my original intent, I have enjoyed showing how crj567 is unencumbered by the process of thought.

....uh, actually, strike that.....he has been showing that just fine by himself.........no help from me is necessary.

 

[BornAgainPagan]

BornAgain, would you please explain to me the difference between a "shank" and a "shiv".............

I'm not going to answer your stupid and rhetorical leading questions. If you really want to know, try Google.

 

[crj567]

I'm not going to answer your stupid and rhetorical leading questions. If you really want to know, try Google.

It is not a rhetorical question... He wanted to see if you actually can tell the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart. (And it is not a leading question-he wants to see if you know anything-other than just throwing around labels like "racist" and 'imperialist.")

I'm still waiting on your definition of "imperialism." It is always most convenient to throw around such negative labels when you have absolutely no idea what they mean-ain't it?

-I think the issue here, Born Again A-Hole, is pretty simple: Are you brain-damaged, or just ignorant? One is kinda your fault, the other is just an act-of-God.

 

[Papa Woody]

I'm not going to answer your stupid and rhetorical leading questions. If you really want to know, try Google.

Hey 'Pagan:

You're very articulate!

 

[BornAgainPagan]

It is not a rhetorical question... He wanted to see if you actually can tell the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart. (And it is not a leading question-he wants to see if you know anything-other than just throwing around labels like "racist" and 'imperialist.")

I'm still waiting on your definition of "imperialism." It is always most convenient to throw around such negative labels when you have absolutely no idea what they mean-ain't it?

-I think the issue here, Born Again A-Hole, is pretty simple: Are you brain-damaged, or just ignorant? One is kinda your fault, the other is just an act-of-God.

Does using the bold type make you feel better? I hope so as you definitely need a self-esteem boost.

I don't have the time or the patience to even attempt resurrecting your flaccid brain. Educate yourself on world history and Central American history (once you improve your reading comprehension, start with reading up on William Walker and how the US backed his antics. Take it from there). Then check back in. Since you approach your politics, history and life in a convenient and dumbed-down Reader's Digest style, I'm sure it will be a while so, I won't hold my breath.

Your ignorance IS your fault. As for your fairy tale god crap, take it outside.

 

[Browntothebone]

If "n-gg-r" is such a bad word, why is it every other word out of a black man's mouth when addressing another?

I'm deeply offended by your blatant racist attitude of the way African-American males speak to each other. Either apologize to me and the entire African-American community or face other options. Bigots have no place on the flight deck.

 

[Papa Woody]

I'm deeply offended by your blatant racist attitude of the way African-American males speak to each other. Either apologize to me and the entire African-American community or face other options. Bigots have no place on the flight deck.

You're just making yourself look stupid.

Your capricious use of "the race card" undermines its effectiveness in combating true racial bias, and in itself creates acrimony.

It's amazing how a benign question can be so twisted in your mind to warrant the use of real words of hate: "racist," "bigot."

 

[BornAgainPagan]

You're just making yourself look stupid.

Your capricious use of "the race card" undermines its effectiveness in combating true racial bias, and in itself creates acrimony.

It's amazing how a benign question can be so twisted in your mind to warrant the use of real words of hate: "racist," "bigot."

Talk about looking stupid.... The question is only benign to you because you're ignorant.

 

[Papa Woody]

Talk about looking stupid.... The question is only benign to you because you're ignorant.

"Hey, Brownie, help me out here...I'm having trouble using logic against this racist bigot."