Annoying things your CA/FO does, 2011 version

[Kaman]

Move your giant feed bag/laptop case from the middle of the cockpit.
That is one thing that annoys the heck out of me...
Quit briefing every freaking detail on the chart for a visual approach.
Not a problem with me if it is an SOP requirement to do so...
To the fat slobs: Lose some weight.
Or please pass the Indian food buffet by.
Just read the checklist responses, quit adding all your added nonsense to it.
Agreed
Why are you afraid to tell ATC we will be deviating for WX?
Afraid??? WTF???
Are you really wearing cowboy boots?

As a matter of fact, YES I am wearing Truck Driver boots to be exact with a chemical resistant/skid-proof sole...Gotta F***'in problem with that Skip?

 

[Kaman]

Only 1 really gets me (literally)... Guys eating Tuna.. That smell turns my stomach. I normally don't say anything but do turn the gaspers toward the other guy.

The Starkist yellowtail marinated in garlic infused olive oil is REALLY yummy...Maybe, if I decide to cross the "fence" I will share it with you Really good on crackers with some Chipotle Tabasco sauce too...AND, if you are really nice to me and let me fly a leg...I will share my smoked oysters with you too

 

[chimichanga]

Running off to smoke on every turn, then stinking up the whole cockpit with his cadaver breath.

 

[Dumb Pilot]

All of you gen Xrs just want to make meuke:

 

[homerjdispatch]

Move your giant feed bag/laptop case from the middle of the cockpit.
Quit briefing every freaking detail on the chart for a visual approach.
To the fat slobs: Lose some weight.
Just read the checklist responses, quit adding all your added nonsense to it.
Why are you afraid to tell ATC we will be deviating for WX?
Are you really wearing cowboy boots?

Im going to start a thread on flightinfo...

 

[Mr Wu]

"I'm grabbing a coffee, you want one?"

"Sure, I'll have a double shot skinny caramel machiato."

"F*** off"

 

[RJLoser]

"I'm grabbing a coffee, you want one?"

"Sure, I'll have a double shot skinny caramel machiato."

"F*** off"

Maybe some day you will explore the finer things. I always buy my own though.

 

[Abernathy]

My only real pet peeve is lazy Captains. Let me elaborate:

We're on a turn, and I get the walkaround (let's say it's raining). I come back inside, get the ATIS, copy the Clearance (or PDC if avail). I look at the FMS and it hasn't been touched. Captain wideload is in the back snacking on chips on his cell phone. I program the FMS and the cargo load shows up. Captain goes "here"..

10 minutes into the flight, I look over, and the jerk is asleep.

That, on every leg of a 4 day trip, is extremely annoying. And unfortunately, it's quite common here.

 

[regionalcap]

"I'm grabbing a coffee, you want one?"

"Sure, I'll have a double shot skinny caramel machiato."

"F*** off"

I asked flight attendant last week if she wanted a coffee. She wanted something like that...$5... here you go. YGBSM

 

[e=mc2]

"I'm grabbing a coffee, you want one?"

"Sure, I'll have a double shot skinny caramel machiato."

"F*** off"
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Perfect response!