Allegiant Hiring.

[Pull To Guns]

who in the hell is the black mamba??

More like WHAT the hell is the Black Mamba?

All I can say here is that it started as a joke that rapidly became a SKYW DX icon. It almost gained a life of its own! I fondly remember the suction cup marks it left on my window after the Christmas soirees. I didn't wash that window for months.

It passed through many hands over the years and as the most recent caretaker of the Legend, I regret to admit it might have been misplaced in the chaos of my hasty departure for foreign lands. Alas, customs in my current country of residence might have had a problem with its importation.

I have been derelict in my duties as keeper of the Black Mamba and for that I am truly ashamed.

All is not lost though, it is either in my storage unit in SGU or my ex-wife absconded with it. Either way, it is my quest to get it back.

To perpetuate the Legend, I propose a rank and honor known as the "Order of the Black Mamba" (OBM) be created to be bestowed annually to the most depraved SkyWest dispatcher as chosen through popular vote by his/her peers. Whadda you think?

 

[homerjdispatch]

I second THAT motion!

 

[onewithwings]

More like WHAT the hell is the Black Mamba?

All I can say here is that it started as a joke that rapidly became a SKYW DX icon. It almost gained a life of its own! I fondly remember the suction cup marks it left on my window after the Christmas soirees. I didn't wash that window for months.

I have this "feeling" I know what it is and I would also assume that said foreign country would frown upon such a suction cupped wonder! imp:

 

[Pull To Guns]

I have this "feeling" I know what it is and I would also assume that said foreign country would frown upon such a suction cupped wonder! imp:

Ding, ding, ding...I think we have a winner!

Yes, some sensitivities would have been violated if your's truly had undergone a baggage search upon arrival here if I tried to retain custody and expatriate the Icon with me, it could have been a life-changing experience. Think an "eye for an eye".

I can't help but think the Utah authorities may have even more severe penalties for possession though!

Keeping on topic: How 'bout that Allegiant!!!

 

[onewithwings]

Ding, ding, ding...I think we have a winner!

Yes, some sensitivities would have been violated if your's truly had undergone a baggage search upon arrival here if I tried to retain custody and expatriate the Icon with me, it could have been a life-changing experience. Think an "eye for an eye".

I can't help but think the Utah authorities may have even more severe penalties for possession though!

ROFLMAO...literally! My co-workers are looking at me wondering what got in to that girl! (I could tell you stories...some day I will) :0

 

[Pull To Guns]

Glad I could be of assistance!!!

 

[brokedash]

G4 pays 35,500K to start and no defined pay scale, all merit based. Pass.

 

[Kittyhawk1048]

Is 35,500 enough to live in LAS? I worked for a carrier that was merit based and I was not too happy with the pay. I would rather have a structured pay scale, merit based is ok if the person that is giving you the raise likes you

 

[AntiJedi]

What exactly is "merit" defined as then? Sounds fishily contrary to "safety."

 

[WalterSobchak]

I second THAT motion!

Can I be an honorary member of the OMB?