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Ten Signs It's Time to Retire From the Fracs

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Dooker

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  • You spend more time preflighting the automatic defibrillator than you do the jet
  • You start every conversation with, “Back when I was with Braniff …
  • Your favorite magazine is AARP
  • You’ve outlived all three of your exes
  • Your carry pictures of your great-grandchildren in your wallet
  • You’d still do Bea Arthur, in a second
  • Instead of tipping the line guys, you hand out Werther’s Originals
  • Thick tufts of ear hair make it hard to hear ATC
  • Uniform pants too snug for Depends
  • Because it’s time you found something else to fill up the sorry aching void that is your life and let someone else have a shot, you greedy old selfish bastard
 
Lighten up man. It was a joke... and a funny one. If you didn't get it, maybe dooker needs to add a #11 to the list.
 

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