Ten Signs It's Time to Retire From the Fracs

[BortaS]

You have more than 3 differnt pairs of glasses in your pocket.

 

[theskyking]

You hang your handicap flag from the seat adjustment knobs hoping for a better parking spot in Boston.

 

[ultrarunner]

#26. You start using your roller board as your dresser at home.

 

[say again]

Fishman, while I generally find your posts insightful, I don't see the humor in Dooker's post.

What I find some humor in is the thought of, while laughing hysterically, explaining to an f/o like Dooker, how MX is going to have pry my cold dead hands from the thrust levers and tiller, before I voluntarily give up my seat to a whiny slug like him.

You sound like a real barrel of laughs. Lighten up, it's good for the blood pressure.

 

[AceCrackshot]

27. Your alarm clock is programmed with the noise of the Landing Gear cycling, because that's the only thing that wakes you up.

 

[gunfyter]

#26. You start using your roller board as your dresser at home.

Thats not funny. :crying:

 

[CE750Driver]

What I find some humor in is the thought of, while laughing hysterically, explaining to an f/o like Dooker, how MX is going to have pry my cold dead hands from the thrust levers and tiller, before I voluntarily give up my seat to a whiny slug like him.

Its called "Fit for duty", and it gets in acted soon, and if you have multiple reports of being inept at NJA, due to age, or any other factors, you will be terminated. No prying involved. Study up on it. Union approved.

 

[Coool Hand Luke]

You pull up at a stop light next to a big rig and instinctively grab your CB mic and transmit: "livin' the dream" over the radio

 

[flagshipper]

28. You see more than two SS in a row and start cursing and taking your clothes off.

29. You won't eat any meal that doesn't come in a plastic container with potato salad.

30. You dye your toilet water at home blue.

 

[Coool Hand Luke]

The big rig driver transmits: "one day at a time"