Wolf...pack up and take the kids up to Auburn, Maine and stay at the Pine Tree motor lodge right next to greelys garage. Taylor Pond is nearby and then you can visit the Auburn Mall and you can make a scenic visit to Twitchells airport as well....the wife and kids will REALLY fall in love with this little place and this is just the place that will teach you how to talk like a real mainer and how important flannel shirts truly are! Enjoy the best ever seafood at "Red Lobster" and some great home cooking from Roys Hamburger steak house and dont forget the delicious Italian food at Amatos. And get a good italian at Sam's too. You will find a great breakfast waiting for you at The Big Apple in the mornings. There is also some great blue berry picking nearby as well. And if yah get a little worn out with the family thing, you can always take a quick 30 minute drive to Portland and head on in to Marks showplace.....conveniently located off the old exit 8. Dude, it just doesnt get much better than any of this. While your in Maine, drop your name in the hat for the moose lottery.....you might be one of the lucky 900 winners to come back and bag yourself a maine moose. Tasty they are. Ayuh! Oh and most importantly, dont forget to "say hello to my little somalian friends!" (repeat in Al Pacino accent)
