Women!

[BossHogg]

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[say again]

Someone hasn't gotten laid in a while!!!

 

[BossHogg]

Someone hasn't gotten laid in a while!!!

This coming from a guy who endoreses "Palma Sutra" in his profile. Hmmm... Maybe you're on to something there...

 

[CaravanMan]

In True Lies, the wise Tom Arnold once said, "Women...can't live with 'em...can't kill 'em." Hehe.

 

[Thedude]

If it bleeds for seven days and doesn't die....its evil

 

[say again]

This coming from a guy who endoreses "Palma Sutra" in his profile. Hmmm... Maybe you're on to something there...

Yeah, it keeps me and my girl occupied for a while!!

 

[doh]

Amen Boss... amen.

 

[A1FlyBoy]

Was in the rental car with a senior capt. driving to get dinner, he returns his wife's call and has the speaker to the cell on. She rags him about the contractors working on their house and about how she can't leave and get to her golf game. After he hangs up he tells me, "I've been with her for far too long, I can't get rid of her.. it would be far too expensive!"

 

[Flyforyou]

If it has t!ts or tires it's gonna' give you problems eventually...

Fly

 

[Brett Hull]

If it flies, floats of fornicates...it's cheaper to rent.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Norm from Cheers.

 

[navigator72]

My girlfriend goes nuts

My girlfriend goes crazy a week before that time of the month.......She's nuts, but I keep going back for more. There must be a 12 step program for this.

 

[qmaster3]

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry hoss. Some ole Waylon and bottle of Southern Comfort will make it better.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

My girlfriend goes crazy a week before that time of the month.......She's nuts, but I keep going back for more. There must be a 12 step program for this.

There is. And preferrably, they should all have 12 different names.

 

[Cat Driver]

I use my PDA and keep track of their go no go times in MS Excel, then visit on the rhythm method.

Thankfully the memory in my PDA has enough space for all of them.