Women!

[Fly_Chick]

Okay, guys, I just had to post this... Yesterday my student and I are flying along and I open the windows. I ask her if we are allowed to drop anything from the windows. Her response, "sure, if it's mail". Of course we both look at each other and just start cracking up!

 

[GravityHater]

In my last conversation, with the important female in my life I said, "We talk too much already"
Is that a bad thing?

 

[CapnVegetto]

Okay, guys, I just had to post this... Yesterday my student and I are flying along and I open the windows. I ask her if we are allowed to drop anything from the windows. Her response, "sure, if it's mail". Of course we both look at each other and just start cracking up!

Heeeeey!!! You're not allowed here!! You're the ENEMY!!!

 

[CRFLyPutt]

Hell ya'll, just get a foreign woman! Every woman I've met from abroad is SO different and SOOOOOO much better. I have a buddy with an italian girlfriend. She's gorgeous, smart, successful, (a lawyer), and she's sooo humble and has a great head on her shoulders. She is completely NOT full of herself like American women, even though she COMPLETELY should be.

Maybe I should get a mail order catalog???

Sounds good but not always the case.... Met a Russian babe not to long ago. Dated hot and heavy for about a month. She's very succesfull, been in the States for about 11 years, well educated (Masters) cleared about $150,000 a year. Good looks great body, works out 3 times a week W/ trainer. Owns her own home in a gated community, pool, flat screens in every room, big lake out in the back yard (place was immaculate). Owned 2 motorcycles, (Harley, Ducatti), A Sea-Doo jet ski and 2 Lexus autos (2 door 430 and the SUV 470) Had a great time, the girl liked going to baseball and basketball games including a couple of out of town trips, all the sex you wanted and she loved being naked. So what's the problem you ask? WAS THE BIGGEST FREAGKIN HEAD CASE YOU COULD EVER MEET!!!

 

[Flechas]

Sounds good but not always the case.... Met a Russian babe not to long ago. Dated hot and heavy for about a month. She's very succesfull, been in the States for about 11 years, well educated (Masters) cleared about $150,000 a year. Good looks great body, works out 3 times a week W/ trainer. Owns her own home in a gated community, pool, flat screens in every room, big lake out in the back yard (place was immaculate). Owned 2 motorcycles, (Harley, Ducatti), A Sea-Doo jet ski and 2 Lexus autos (2 door 430 and the SUV 470) Had a great time, the girl liked going to baseball and basketball games including a couple of out of town trips, all the sex you wanted and she loved being naked. So what's the problem you ask? WAS THE BIGGEST FREAGKIN HEAD CASE YOU COULD EVER MEET!!!

I like the part thet she loves being naked, american women in general don't like being naked.

I prefer foreing women myself, but somehow most the time end up with americans ( I like them too, but would change a few things about them, especially up there).

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Okay, guys, I just had to post this... Yesterday my student and I are flying along and I open the windows. I ask her if we are allowed to drop anything from the windows. Her response, "sure, if it's mail". Of course we both look at each other and just start cracking up!

Sounds like a couple of spitters to me.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I ask her if we are allowed to drop anything from the windows. Her response, "sure, if it's mail". Of course we both look at each other and just start cracking up!

CLICK HERE

 

[rumpletumbler]

Sounds like a couple of spitters to me.

Spitters are evil, vile creatures and should be marked with a suitable tag. It is a deep psychological disturbance where said spitter desires to ruin any enjoyment the man may have gotten out of the act at the last possible moment. Perhaps they should be made to wear a t-shirt with two hands facing each other fingers interlocked to indicate that you should apply this hold at the proper time to the back of the head.

 

[414Flyer]

American girl as an x-wing pilot

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/pink5

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

American girl as an x-wing pilot

I had the pleasure of flying with her in the Navy for a bit. They exist, believe it or not.

 

[Freight Dog]

Okay, guys, I just had to post this... Yesterday my student and I are flying along and I open the windows. I ask her if we are allowed to drop anything from the windows. Her response, "sure, if it's mail". Of course we both look at each other and just start cracking up!

Last I checked, a crack in the pilot seat would render an airplane unairworthy. You took off with cracks in both seats...

 

[jbDC9]

Wow... from hearing all these horror stories I figger I'm the luckiest bastard on the board. Been with my wife for 15+ years now, and we still like each other... she'll even get up early and fix me breakfast if I have an 0'dark:30 show time, and she does all the yardwork, won't let me mow the lawn or even pick up the weed trimmer... the yard is her hobby. Sweeet! I hate yard work.

So, while she's in the yard or at work I get to play with my CBR 600 motor scooter or work on the RV-8 project in the garage... and that's another amazing thing, she's okay with having airplane parts scattered thru the house! Wings are in a back bedroom, canopy and cowling in the dining room... and she never complains about it. Now I can't say it's always been pure marital bliss, had a few rough spots here and there years ago, but all in all, seems like I got a good one. Think I'll keep her for awhile.

 

[Daveman]

In the words of Frank Zappa..."Broken hearts are for assholes".

 

[414Flyer]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the
kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example, if she's ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she's menstruating or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.

 

[TurboS7]

27 years on the 27th. 7 kids all birthed at home. All the kids were homeschooled. Pilot with about 350 hours. I'll keep her. She likes things nice and neat and I am a pile it here and there holic. She also wants to loose 20 lbs and get down to 112, I like her just he way she is. She puts up with me so I have no reason to want to trade her in , even for one of those foreign girls.