Who was that ORD SkyWest pilot who told me the story of sitting in the js on GOJET...

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris drinks gasoline and pisses fire!

 

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris does not procreate........he breeds.

 

[Kream926]

when chuck norris is flying the atimiter setting is always 00.00. no one puts chuck norris under pressure

 

[GINCHBLASTER]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

[A-Track]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_COvkvYflU

 

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris never eats. He kicks ass until he's full

 

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris

 

[Tarzan]

No matter which side of the tracks Chuck Norris is on, it is the right side. If he crosses the tracks, he is still on the right side.

 

[NoJoy]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[flyboyzii]

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer

Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete