B BEfly Regular User Joined Aug 30, 2007 Posts 664 Jun 18, 2009 #41 of 57 Chuck Norris drinks gasoline and pisses fire!
B BEfly Regular User Joined Aug 30, 2007 Posts 664 Jun 18, 2009 #42 of 57 Chuck Norris does not procreate........he breeds.
Kream926 pimpin' aint easy Joined Feb 28, 2003 Posts 1,196 Jun 19, 2009 #43 of 57 when chuck norris is flying the atimiter setting is always 00.00. no one puts chuck norris under pressure
when chuck norris is flying the atimiter setting is always 00.00. no one puts chuck norris under pressure
GINCHBLASTER Registered Abuser Joined Jul 14, 2005 Posts 223 Jun 19, 2009 #44 of 57 Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
A-Track Well-known member Joined Feb 28, 2006 Posts 124 Jun 19, 2009 #45 of 57 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_COvkvYflU
B BEfly Regular User Joined Aug 30, 2007 Posts 664 Jun 19, 2009 #46 of 57 Chuck Norris never eats. He kicks ass until he's full
B BEfly Regular User Joined Aug 30, 2007 Posts 664 Jun 19, 2009 #47 of 57 Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris
T Tarzan Well-known member Joined Apr 21, 2005 Posts 2,073 Jun 19, 2009 #48 of 57 No matter which side of the tracks Chuck Norris is on, it is the right side. If he crosses the tracks, he is still on the right side.
No matter which side of the tracks Chuck Norris is on, it is the right side. If he crosses the tracks, he is still on the right side.
NoJoy LAMA/400 Joined Jan 20, 2005 Posts 529 Jun 20, 2009 #49 of 57 Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
flyboyzii This is like Romper Room Joined Feb 9, 2004 Posts 424 Jun 20, 2009 #50 of 57 Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete