Who was that ORD SkyWest pilot who told me the story of sitting in the js on GOJET...

[flyboyzii]

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

 

[NoJoy]

Pinatas were originally invented as a way to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking people in Mexico-Sadly this backfired as now Chuck Norris looks for candy after he kicks his victims.

 

[WAZUP]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Singlecoil]

Neither had the Colgan F/O, and we all know how that worked out...
PBR

Miles O'brien? Is that you?

You guys need to read the CVR transcript instead of relying on the media summary.
On her first day of ground school she hadn't seen ice before. That is what she was saying.

 

[Dubya]

Chuck Norris is the reason noone can find Waldo.

 

[be-400xpdriver]

Chuck Norris once had a Liberache moment, and liked it.

 

[Z_Pilot]

Barrens chat in FI, oh my!

 

[CX880]

Chuck Norris vs. Attack Helicopter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrOwcZPwDO8&feature=related

 

[flyboyzii]

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska

 

[be-400xpdriver]

Chuck Norris once told Liberache "I'm going to hit it so hard you are going to wish you were straight."

 

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris drinks gasoline and pisses fire!

 

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris does not procreate........he breeds.

 

[Kream926]

when chuck norris is flying the atimiter setting is always 00.00. no one puts chuck norris under pressure

 

[GINCHBLASTER]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

[A-Track]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_COvkvYflU

 

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris never eats. He kicks ass until he's full

 

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris

 

[Tarzan]

No matter which side of the tracks Chuck Norris is on, it is the right side. If he crosses the tracks, he is still on the right side.

 

[NoJoy]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[flyboyzii]

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer

Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete

 

[waka]

Chuck Norris is a right wing pseudo patriot whackjob.



(yeah yeah, save the comments that he could kick my butt in his sleep, I know. however, the fact remains)

 

[Tarzan]

Chuck Norris is a right wing pseudo patriot whackjob.



(yeah yeah, save the comments that he could kick my butt in his sleep, I know. however, the fact remains)

Bitter, venom spewing, hate mongering, liberal right there folks.

 

[BEfly]

Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. Only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.

 

[ePilot22]

Chuck Norris just turns on the wing anti-ice when he gets the "ICE" caution message. Fortunately for the passengers, Chuck Norris hired the majors to teach him to fly.








eP.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Whoever started this thread is pathedic.

*insert chuck norris statement here*

Pathetic even.

 

[Tarzan]

Pathetic even.

Chuck Norris would round house kick him for putting a dic in the pathe.

 

[flyboyzii]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink