flyboyzii
This is like Romper Room
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris