I've had many back ground checks on myself done. I they have found are my 4 different names I used when I used to be a stripper to supplement my pay at the regionals.
Since I have moved on from flying for the regionals, doing all the flying that the mainline guys handed to us, I moved onto a job that pays more than the majors could dream of. But I'm glad you're there, helping give away more flying to the regional guys, they really appreciate it.
When it comes down to it, the only people who really care about this article are the ones who's egos were damaged. I have a solution, it's called African Fly, it's guaranteed to increase the size of that little thang.
You think this guy has dug himself a new grave? He might be your
captain one day....after you get furloughed again.