PUNISHER
You got any tinfoil?
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2005
- Posts
- 328
Reminded me of this
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Times New I2]11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)[/FONT]
Those are great! LMAO