gringo
As good as it gets.
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2005
- Posts
- 381
Miami Cons-
1) All the Cubans, Mexicans, Colombians, Brazillians, Guatemalans, Peruvians etc etc drive just like they do in Cuba, Mexico, Colombia, Brazil, etc etc, which means- NO RULES, ANYTHING GOES. Stop light? Just for show, amigo. This of course works fine if you're IN Central or South America, because everybody drives like that, but when you mix in people who actually try to follow some of these rules, chaos erupts.
2) I need a passport just so I can drive through my neighborhood.
3) Radio stations SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK.
4) Public transportation? What's that?
5) Did I mention the traffic? 1:40 for something that usually takes 20 minutes.
Miami PROS-
1) Those girls sure like their plastic boobies.
and 2) when La Palma finally slides into the ocean, the resultant tsunami should wipe the slate clean down here. Of course, #1 should make the resultant rescue operations much simpler.
1) All the Cubans, Mexicans, Colombians, Brazillians, Guatemalans, Peruvians etc etc drive just like they do in Cuba, Mexico, Colombia, Brazil, etc etc, which means- NO RULES, ANYTHING GOES. Stop light? Just for show, amigo. This of course works fine if you're IN Central or South America, because everybody drives like that, but when you mix in people who actually try to follow some of these rules, chaos erupts.
2) I need a passport just so I can drive through my neighborhood.
3) Radio stations SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK.
4) Public transportation? What's that?
5) Did I mention the traffic? 1:40 for something that usually takes 20 minutes.
Miami PROS-
1) Those girls sure like their plastic boobies.
and 2) when La Palma finally slides into the ocean, the resultant tsunami should wipe the slate clean down here. Of course, #1 should make the resultant rescue operations much simpler.