Y'all comon down and send in yer applkations. WE is hiring and y'all is welcome down here in Charlotte. In order to fit in you gotta learns how we cogitate, (think), down here.
Here's a few fishin tips fer ya ifin ya get's to Charlotte.....
- You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
- You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
- You own a homemade fur coat.
- Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
- Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
- Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
- You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
- You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
- directions to your house include "Turn off the the paved road at..."
- you ever got too drunk to fish.
- More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
And finally, when you turn a 20 mile final for the CLT ILS 23 you report to Charlotte approach that you are over the Charlotte Cultural and Fine Arts Center.....(the Charlotte Speedway.)
Ya'll comon down.