United Settles "Cockpit Porn" Case

Amish RakeFight

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"Hidden" like the contents of Pandora's Box?

She was looking for a payday. A female Captain at UAL has most likely eaten a lot to sit in the left seat at a major. I doubt she needed to ground herself. I guess this was her big FU to the airline that hired her and gave her a chance. What a POS. A pporn mag is not that disturbing.... especially when most of these female pilots are so butchy that they might as well be males.
 

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Boo-hoo.

Just another case of Encouraging an
entitlement mentality like Ms. Stout's. The mentality that suggests that one can be a complete dumbass and get paid money for it. This is a major factor in the degradation of the quality of life in America.

Hopefully, her payday from United will stuff her gaping maw and she won't go on an anti-pr0n crusade against the pr0n in hotels.
 

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I thought pilots are supposed to be intelligent and factual; yet you are getting spun by FOX news like a yo-yo.

Did you notice FOX didn't mentioned that she found the pictures being TAPED to the stick shakers...more than 20 TIMES.

Entitlement...seems to be you are the one feeling entitled to the cockpit because it is named so, and women are playing in your playground, take it or leave it right?!
 

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Entitlement...seems to be you are the one feeling entitled to the cockpit because it is named so, and women are playing in your playground, take it or leave it right?!
Confucius say "woman fly airplane bound have crackup".
 

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Judges should not allow such frivilous lawsuits from such blood-sucking people. What a bitch
 

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I thought pilots are supposed to be intelligent and factual; yet you are getting spun by FOX news like a yo-yo.

Did you notice FOX didn't mentioned that she found the pictures being TAPED to the stick shakers...more than 20 TIMES.

Entitlement...seems to be you are the one feeling entitled to the cockpit because it is named so, and women are playing in your playground, take it or leave it right?!
Sheeesh. Go take some Midol. Will reading this thread result in grounding yourself too?
 

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God, between the constant bitching between labor and mgt, the FAA, the TSA; you cant even have porn in the flightdeck anymore - the last bastion of this being a fun place to work...

its friggin unAmerican!

Found porn in the flight deck - the only way she found it is if she was looking for it - she wanted her mealticket; unfortunately she found it.
 

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Did you notice FOX didn't mentioned that she found the pictures being TAPED to the stick shakers...more than 20 TIMES.
One more thing. FOX as well as all the other media outlets are reporting the same settlement snippet - that the porn was "hidden."
 

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It seems the best way to combat such blood suckers is to deny them the ability to find porn. If you find some, remove it and keep those bloodsuckers from getting the ammunition they are seeking. Yeah!
 

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I was surprised when I showed up at CAL and noticed these planes were spotless... Guess Continental went through the same thing several years ago where a pilot was looking for porn, found it, and sued.
 

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What is United's male/female flight crew ratio? Let's say it's 5% female. And then let's say half of them prefer the company of, er, other women. That leaves about 1 in 40 female flight crew members who might enjoy a hidden meat rocket adorning their vag-pit. Astute "porn placers" (obviously deranged, filthy-minded mechanics....) should then be coached by management to accommodate this minority. I think most of us can handle a 1 in 40 chance of being offended for the sake of political correctness by such shenanigans, and viola! - no more frivolous lawsuits!

My next to last write up, after the "transponder doesn't work in the OFFicial position" one, was "porn missing from [...insert aircraft-specific secret porn containment device location here...].:nuts:
 

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I am thinking of suing someone because I NEVER find any porn in planes anymore, least of all taped to the stick shaker.
 

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Nearly 20 years ago, when I was working on my instrument rating, my ground school instructor was one of the first female captains at Braniff (on the BAC111). She told the class about about how porn in the cp is par for the course. She said one month she got a line with a female FO. So what they did was went out and bought a bunch of Playgirl mags and replaced all the pictures. For a while there were rumors of a bunch of gay pilkots at Braniff.
 

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You see NEDude, that is two chicks with a sense of humor and not big frigging chips on their shoulders!

Lisa Stout is pathetic!
 

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I thought pilots are supposed to be intelligent and factual; yet you are getting spun by FOX news like a yo-yo.

Did you notice FOX didn't mentioned that she found the pictures being TAPED to the stick shakers...more than 20 TIMES.

Entitlement...seems to be you are the one feeling entitled to the cockpit because it is named so, and women are playing in your playground, take it or leave it right?!
Politically correct BS worthy of (morbidly obese) Michael Moore (by the way, does Michael Moore's claim to represent the "common folk" while he eats enough daily calories to feed three strike you as lunacy?).

Nowhere--including in the Seattle Times article--was the porn referenced as located anywhere but "hidden"--including taped "under the cap" of the stick shaker.

This...person of XX chromosomes...could only have found the offending material by making a detailed search for it. The fact that she "grounded herself" tells me that she didn't really like flying, was undoubtedly a hysterical Oprah-worshiper and was trying to find an easy way to suck the blood from the system. She had a lawyer all too happy to accommodate her.

Or if hidden porn is so offensive, why did she not mind working at a retail store in a prior life where the stuff was actually sold? (And I assume that at least a few times she may have sold it herself, thought the Seattle Times article doesn't get into details).

Oh, and it is indeed a cockpit, not a flight deck, just like a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do" and not some other stupid PC substitute.
 
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You never find Porn in the Cockpit unless your specifically looking for it. God Bless America. :D
 

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UAL is an atrocious company stacked with pilot-hating robber baron upper management. Who could blame her for wanting to take them to the cleaners? I don't.

I wish more pilots there could get away with this crap....call it replacing the pension that was stolen from them....
 
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