MetroSheriff
Hittin' the road...
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Posts
- 854
RC is the perfect CP. If you have a problem, and you are right, he will back you 100% even at his own peril. If you make an honest mistake, he will go to bat for you. Just don't try to blow smoke up his a$$, and you have nothing to worry about.
I'm sure he isn't real popular with the problem children. People in authority never are. If they just came to work and did their job, they wouldn't have any problems. Don't call in sick when you can't commute to work. Don't tell dildo joke jokes to flight attendants. Don't talk like a some biggoted Jethro Hillbilly in front of pax. Don't take booze off the airplane. Don't stop in the hotel van and buy beer in uniform. You know, the simple sh1t.
The sad fact is the CPs spend 97 % of their time dealing with the same 3% of the pilot group. It is usually the morons that can't stay out of the doghouse that cry the loudest about the CPs.
As for the uniforms, don't show up to work looking like a friggin' dump truck. Get rid of the a frosted-tip, mousse-tousled MTV fashion coiffe and Samuel L. Jackson mutton chops. Gone, too, are the faded dockers and RedWing Zipper/80 inch laceup Smoke Jumper boots. You might want to think twice about the Jimmy Buffet T-Shirt under the uniform shirt and the Jose Cuervo ID necklace. Finally, put your snuff or hard pack of Marlboro reds in your flight bag instead of your breast pocket, buy a hat and stick a darn name on you shirt.
You'll never hear a peep. I promise you.
I'm sure he isn't real popular with the problem children. People in authority never are. If they just came to work and did their job, they wouldn't have any problems. Don't call in sick when you can't commute to work. Don't tell dildo joke jokes to flight attendants. Don't talk like a some biggoted Jethro Hillbilly in front of pax. Don't take booze off the airplane. Don't stop in the hotel van and buy beer in uniform. You know, the simple sh1t.
The sad fact is the CPs spend 97 % of their time dealing with the same 3% of the pilot group. It is usually the morons that can't stay out of the doghouse that cry the loudest about the CPs.
As for the uniforms, don't show up to work looking like a friggin' dump truck. Get rid of the a frosted-tip, mousse-tousled MTV fashion coiffe and Samuel L. Jackson mutton chops. Gone, too, are the faded dockers and RedWing Zipper/80 inch laceup Smoke Jumper boots. You might want to think twice about the Jimmy Buffet T-Shirt under the uniform shirt and the Jose Cuervo ID necklace. Finally, put your snuff or hard pack of Marlboro reds in your flight bag instead of your breast pocket, buy a hat and stick a darn name on you shirt.
You'll never hear a peep. I promise you.
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