smokey999 said:
"Let me get this straight. Passenger accuses pilot of drinking. Pilot kicks passenger off. Pilot flies trip...all better. Your logic is skewed? The only professional thing to do if someone is INSISTING they saw you drink, is to relieve yourself of duty, and clear it up ASAP.
I'm simply arguing facts. Go back and look at the link I posted. The drug/alcohol testing procedures was set up to SPECIFICALLY avoid this type of situation. There is NO DOT PROCEDURE to simply "get a test" to "prove you're sober". The only times (other than random) you can get a test are 1) pre-employment, 2) reasonable suspicion (by a trained individual, this must be reported) and 3) post accident.
Where does some passenger making a joke fit in? Quick answer: it doesn't. So the protections that are in place are being destroyed by petty, petulant pilots who feel the need to swagger. Back to the Jet Blue guy that got tested because of a passenger comment, I'll ask again, "Tested by who?" it wasn't a DOT test, unless a trained employee was reasonably suspicious that he was under the influence and coutenanced the test.
My comment about kicking the passenger off was toungue-in-cheek, for all of the "professionalism" talk around here, I doubt any of us have the company-mandated right to kick a passenger off for one rude comment. So what's the next step? If you can't kick the witty guy off, then, fine, I'll just delay the flight by requesting an alcohol test. I'm still wondering who gives it, by the way. Even if your contractor does give it, it's meaningless to the DOT, since it's not part of their procedures.
Who cares who overheard? Who cares is there is a reporter on board? Give me ONE EXAMPLE of a passenger saying "I hope you haven't been drinking" that turned into a page-one story on USA Today. The correct answer is, "We never joke about that", with a stern stare.
If some yahoo insists you've been drinking, then the station should bring in a trained employee who will then evaluate you. If he/she thinks you are under the influence, they will direct a "reasonable suspicion" test. If they don't, you don't get one. End of story. If you want to play games and get one yourself, fill me in on exactly what problem that solves? The DOT doesn't want you to have one. The company doesn't want you to have one. The passengers certainly don't want a cancelled flight.
We're very good at being petulant in this industry.
Before arguing further, PLEASE go back and read the DOT regulations as pertaining to pilot drug and alcohol testing. After reading that, show me the section that says that you are under some sort of obligation to clear your name if someone makes a joke.
You aren't. The regs are set up specifically to protect you (us) from this sort of behavior. Why ruin it? You don't bust regs on purpose generally, why bust this one?