Top ten uses for regional jets

[wolfpackpilot]

$90k/year while you're furloughed.

I believe those numbers represent the entire crew... FA's included.

 

[Ty Webb]

The hulls could be used as dinner cars. What a great piece of Americana.

Order up, Ding!

This one gets Ty's vote. I'd sit in the Bar Car until

" . . . . . I can't feel my legs . . . ".

 

[temcgrew]

cut off the cockpit and hook up microsoft flight sim computer screens to the windows.

 

[Axel]

ALPA should put a static display in front of HQ and a picture of one on its homepage and its letterhead to remind its members...

...who opened the door.

 

[SilverandSore]

How about we use the RJ's as shelter for the homeless.

F the homeless. What's wrong with the overpass?

 

[BOX OFFICE]

Uses for the RJ? Getting General Lee home for a long time to come?

 

[lookin4better]

new reefs off the coast!

 

[lionflyer]

It would make a good treehouse. My kids would have a ball and my neighbors would be like "WTF just happened over there?"

 

[Draginass]

Playground equipment.

 

[Captain Overs]

To tell women that you fly a big jet for 20K/yr.

I think your confusing CAL again.

 

[PURPLEHAZE21]

11. To help maintain the EGO's of "Major" airline pilots who were blessed by there superior skills and abilities to never have to fly a regional jet....Thank you for just being here...

 

[pipejockey]

$90k/year while you're furloughed.

What a freaking LOSER!!! It takes a low-life to actually brag about flying a pi** ant RJ for 90grand, when if it were not for mainline guys giving scope away in the 90s because they were too good to fly rjs, you could actually be earning over 100 graand as an FO flying real airliners, and given time be in the left seat for a lot more. But you musn't be intelligent enough for that, after all you just fly a barbie jet!

 

[Ratherbsurfing]

After reading many many posts on this website, I believe i've found another use for regional jets. We could put dictionaries in them and just maybe some of the pilots moving on to the majors will understand grammar and know how to spell when they arrive. Not that it's important when all you do is listen to your ipod and play xbox.

 

[Soverytired]

9) Hotel rooms for Mesa crews on a CDO

I thought this was supposed to be a "joke" thread, not a "statement of fact" thread!

 

[Soverytired]

THAT BETTER BE SARCASM TAKLING...

Flowback, baby.

F-L-O-W-B-A-C-K.